I. How often do you wash your entire body. Every morning and night
II. Do you have a good penis or an ungovernable vagina (or vice versa). I have both
III. What marks do you think might be most popularly found on the walls of cowboy detention cells? Rhinestone marks
IV. Have you ever had the privilege of having to name an exotic bird? If so, please indicate which species. My Penis. I called him Willem.
V. Do you paranoia. I Paranoia
VI. What brand of tarmac do you enjoy most? The starting 50m of the dragstrip at Tarlton, specially when its prepared with trackbite. Goes well with Klipdrift
VII. If you have a hearing aid, do you remove it before making love? I have hearing aids, so I have to protect them with latex condoms
IX. Should butter be more expressive? Say the word butter out loud about 20 times
