Which shampoo and conditioner do you use?

[James]

Haha; I use Dischem's re-branded generic Head n' Shoulders stuff. Can't wait for summer so I can shave all this hair off!

Hair for sale DenSweep

[DenSweeP]

Haha; I use Dischem's re-branded generic Head n' Shoulders stuff. Can't wait for summer so I can shave all this hair off!

Hair for sale DenSweep

Hahahaha! Nah, I made peace a long time ago that I will not have a full mop. But I refuse to grow it long to try and hide it. I find that incredibly lame! Shave it every 2-4 weeks at home with my Wahl clippers, but without a comb. And once a year or so I go the whole way and shave with my gillette! Nice & shiny! Chrome dome!

[Juice]

Running out of thread ideas, are we?

I have collected the following questions from different subjects; these might make for more interesting points of discussion:

I. How often do you wash your entire body.
II. Do you have a good penis or an ungovernable vagina (or vice versa).
III. What marks do you think might be most popularly found on the walls of cowboy detention cells?
IV. Have you ever had the privilege of having to name an exotic bird? If so, please indicate which species.
V. Do you paranoia.
VI. What brand of tarmac do you enjoy most?
VII. If you have a hearing aid, do you remove it before making love?
IX. Should butter be more expressive?

Suggestion VIII had to be removed from the list due to Custard & Blood.

To answer your insipid question; during the time of year that we are in the countryside, I use a mixture of egg, yucca root and whichever other herb is most readily available. During periods of close proximity to civilization, we often resort to a 350ml, under £1 bottle of shampoo (which usually lasts for at least 4 days). Conditioner is more carefully selected, as we have found that most of them contain either small pieces of used surgical knives, or malevolent demons.

[MrG]

updated OP

[Raven Gold]

OP: Head & Shoulders Citrus Fresh shampoo and Pantene classic care conditioner.

I. How often do you wash your entire body.
Everyday, though I skip bathtime on Fridays and sometimes Saturdays.

II. Do you have a good penis or an ungovernable vagina (or vice versa).
It's good, very good.

III. What marks do you think might be most popularly found on the walls of cowboy detention cells?
Revolvers

IV. Have you ever had the privilege of having to name an exotic bird? If so, please indicate which species.
The scrapnel crested tuber

V. Do you paranoia.
I paranoia AAALLLLLL night long!

VI. What brand of tarmac do you enjoy most?
PEP stores

VII. If you have a hearing aid, do you remove it before making love?
No, but I have a hat and I never take it off.

IX. Should butter be more expressive?
Yes, butter should stop penting up all those emotions.

[R4C3]

Hahahaha! Nah, I made peace a long time ago that I will not have a full mop. But I refuse to grow it long to try and hide it. I find that incredibly lame! Shave it every 2-4 weeks at home with my Wahl clippers, but without a comb. And once a year or so I go the whole way and shave with my gillette! Nice & shiny! Chrome dome!

Den you will look epic with a comb over

[Maplassie]

I. How often do you wash your entire body.
Every morning and night
II. Do you have a good penis or an ungovernable vagina (or vice versa).
I have both
III. What marks do you think might be most popularly found on the walls of cowboy detention cells?
Rhinestone marks
IV. Have you ever had the privilege of having to name an exotic bird? If so, please indicate which species.
My Penis. I called him Willem.
V. Do you paranoia.
I Paranoia
VI. What brand of tarmac do you enjoy most?
The starting 50m of the dragstrip at Tarlton, specially when its prepared with trackbite. Goes well with Klipdrift
VII. If you have a hearing aid, do you remove it before making love?
I have hearing aids, so I have to protect them with latex condoms
IX. Should butter be more expressive?
Say the word butter out loud about 20 times

[tpex]

Pantene, Bitches love soft hair
too lazy to bother with conditioner

[Juice]

Your 'bitches' might love your hair even more if you use conditioner.

Learn more here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A851627

They failed to mention the demons though.

[phoenix]

Heh....feel old? I remember the Gill advert with the orchestra conductor from the 1980s.

I generally buy and use the cheapest shampoo I can find and don't bother about conditioner.

I. How often do you wash your entire body.
Every day

II. Do you have a good penis or an ungovernable vagina (or vice versa).
Irrelevant to me

III. What marks do you think might be most popularly found on the walls of cowboy detention cells?
Ahm jest a poor lonesome cowboy....

IV. Have you ever had the privilege of having to name an exotic bird? If so, please indicate which species.
Nope

V. Do you paranoia.
Sometimes

VI. What brand of tarmac do you enjoy most?
I.m not fussy

VII. If you have a hearing aid, do you remove it before making love?
Not applicable

IX. Should butter be more expressive?
Whut?