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    Cool Is there life after Atheism?

    After the hotly debated theory that my butt will end up in hell, i thought to share my opinion, please hold the pitchforks.

    so, here's some food for thought. since every religion on this planet believes your going to hell for not believing in them, technically speaking we are all going to hell.

    i vote we hold a nice warm home coming party for the dearly disappointed departed, who's bring the chips?

    yes i do believe in something, more nature and that type of thing, but not in religion itself. tricky thing this religion.

    oh yeah who's bringing the beer? the last time i did someone promised to bring ice but didn't so the beer was warm. the newcomers were not happy.

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    Be not afraid. You need not go to The Bad Place if you follow the One True Way.
    For a modest fee, I shall cleanse you sould and instruct you in the discernment
    of Truth, after which there will be milk and cookies.

    #Some people like their beer warm.
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    thank yee santy clause....

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    Lol @ Impish
    I'm sure you are referring to my attempt at satire and your sorry ass being flame-grilled in the christian hell

    You should explore the endless possibilities of Zanaism, the way of the elves

    Quote Originally Posted by phoenix View Post
    Be not afraid. You need not go to The Bad Place if you follow the One True Way.
    For a modest fee, I shall cleanse you sould and instruct you in the discernment
    of Truth, after which there will be milk and cookies.

    #Some people like their beer warm.
    /faints!
    Bwaaaahahahahahah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie View Post
    Lol @ Impish
    I'm sure you are referring to my attempt at satire and your sorry ass being flame-grilled in the christian hell

    You should explore the endless possibilities of Zanaism, the way of the elves
    Begone, pointy-eared heathen, or suffer the wrath of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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    Hmmm, I can see this turning ugly.

    Let's play nicely this time guys; yes, and that includes me. First sign of pear-shaped-ness and this gets locked down tighter than a nun's chastity belt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RustPuppet View Post
    Hmmm, I can see this turning ugly.
    I cannot see it move past Pitchforks and burning torches

    For the record, I'm an Unorthodox Neopagan Islamic Jewish Wicca Christian Humanist rooted in the Latter Day Saints of Confucianism and Shinto with a touch of Sikhism, or Dixie for short...

    Quote Originally Posted by RustPuppet View Post
    ...and this gets locked down tighter than a nun's chastity belt.
    Nuns wear chasity belts!?

    Let me run this one by my friend, Benedict Exveeone
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    For the record, I'm an Unorthodox Neopagan Islamic Jewish Wicca Christian Humanist rooted in the Latter Day Saints of Confucianism and Shinto with a touch of Sikhism, or Dixie for short...
    Trying to cover as many bases as possible, are we Dixie?

    I came across the following article in a copy of 'New Scientist' at my local library:

    Born Believer

    As for what my world-view is, why I think that should be obvious by now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phoenix View Post
    I came across the following article in a copy of 'New Scientist' at my local library:


    That is all...
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    Don't let the name of the magazine put you off, Dixie. It is quite accessible to the general public. You need only be curious and literate to get something out of it.
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