Quote Originally Posted by Maplassie View Post
I'm a short shit so real life violence is out of the question :P
Hey not necessarily. I know some small guys only an idiot, even twice their size, would get into a fight with.

Quote Originally Posted by The Joker View Post
Oh and if you have some dick in a BMW sitting on you're ass even when there is no where for you to go, I suggest keeping empty beer bottles in the car, just chuck one out the window and see what he does when that bottle smashes into his windshield or onto his bonnet.
I always carry paintballs when I'm riding.