World's Toughest Phone

[shadowfox]

I like the fact that it has an unconditional guarantee

So you can strip your moer ... bang it against the wall a couple of times, and if it breaks, go get a new one.

I can just imagine the following exchange happening.

"Yes sir, how may we help you?"
"Ja boet, my fone broke"
"How did it break, sir?"
"Well, ou Naas from next door, his dog k@@ked on my grass again, so I frew my fone at him, he ducked, it hit the wall and broke"
"Your phone was clearly defective, sir ... we'll have a replacement sent immediately."
"Fanks boet."

[NarutoAngel221]

I wonder if this phone is already available? How much does it cost you to have this phone anyway?

[Melek]

Hope this phone has better toilet flush protection than my last....

[Voicy]

I like the fact that it has an unconditional guarantee

So you can strip your moer ... bang it against the wall a couple of times, and if it breaks, go get a new one.

I can just imagine the following exchange happening.

"Yes sir, how may we help you?"
"Ja boet, my fone broke"
"How did it break, sir?"
"Well, ou Naas from next door, his dog k@@ked on my grass again, so I frew my fone at him, he ducked, it hit the wall and broke"
"Your phone was clearly defective, sir ... we'll have a replacement sent immediately."
"Fanks boet."

I lol'd

Fanks boet!