Failpad - October 2011

[Xero]

Well, I might deserve this a bit
Last night in a heated battle around the Market on Grand Bazaar I managed to get my BMP Stuck inbetween a cement pylon and a truck, I had to fight to the last bullet but was blown up eventually forcing the BMP to respawn
Hyst did an admirable job of keeping me alive until he also realized that it was not getting out of there in one piece

Now in my defense though, I took down a few guys trying to overwhelm the stationary behemoth, and I was expecting to be able to reverse out of that spot as just before that engagement I had driven over the enemy IFV or IFR or whatever that thing is called that shoots marshmellows on the Russian side

[R4C3]

Xero I still think it is Bossy's turn :P He just fails period....

[GReeN_ORB]

I nominate spartan for his hilarious fail on BF3 the other night. Playing conquest, we've all just spawned and are heading off to cap the closest flag (which sits near a canal - can't remember the map name). Anyway, I jump in a tank with Spart and he charges off. Now, tanks aren't the most manoeuvrable, but even a klutz can see the edge of the bank by the canal. Most people would stay away from it. Not Spart. Spart goes CHARGING in like a mad man, and turns too late. The end result is the tank falls off the bank, and gets wedged between the bank and one of those metal shipping crates. Tank out of action 15 seconds into the map. GG.

Also, if that weren't fail enough, I get out of the tank and bugger off to cap the flag. Once that's done, I look around for spart, expecting him to be there. Guess what, he's still in the tank, trying to move it. I mean, that thing was stuck in there tighter than a virgins ... erm, a tight place. So I buggered off to kill people (read, get pwnt). When I respawn at the spawn, and drive back past the flag, Spart is STILL there. I swear, he spent like FIVE minutes trying to get that tank out.

So yeah.

TL;DR Spart totally deserves the failpad this month.

[R4C3]

LOL Spartan now that is worth a mention +1

[Spartan]

Even with my great FAIL.Bossy still wins.Well done bossman.