Terribad Christmas gift ideas

[James]

Since the frivolous spending season is upon us, I thought we could compile a list of terrible gift ideas to send to your most annoying distant relatives.

Here's a few examples I found on this random French website.

This might cause some friction between family members...



A package opening simulator? And what's up with that guy's eye?



I've always wondered what it would be like to shave a baby, and now I can find out!



One for the ex? Safe for ages four and over...

[Murph]

I agree, those are horrible. And hilarious.



But I think this kangaroo balls lighter holder is a great gift idea.

[Shamrock]

And if you wanna piss off a South African...

[axon1988]

Be advised this isn't really good for kids, so little ones, please look away for a couple of minutes!

There's this new weight system called shake weights, absolutely terrible gift:



Or how about razorblade soap? Something that'll oxidize the soap over time...or slit your wrists. Either way:



Or how about nothing? Yes, actual packaged NOTHING:

[James]

Haha; I like the nothing gift as a joke xD.

The razor blade soap is pretty brutal.

[jGLZA]

Im not sure the age restriction on that ET finger light is correct.

[Kuga]

Im not sure the age restriction on that ET finger light is correct.

Me neither... Looks like a phallace.

I lol'd at the shake weight. There was an episode of South Park few weeks/months ago that had one in there.

[DarthMol]

I dunno the Fun Slides could be quite entertaining - you'll probably break 1) household items 2) yourself or 3) both but catch someone on video doing one of those three = youtube gold.

[Cyrokrypto]

WoW... I wonder how many people actually bought some of those - especially the 'Nothing' thing.

[Kiruna]

the shave the baby is severely disturbing :/