Little Rooster....
I stumbled onto this, unassuming, product during the course of my daily duties as Data-Miner.
The 'LittleRooster' wakes the fairer sex in "unique" new way... namely with pleasure. You really have to read the product description to "get" whats its all about. I dont want to get too deeplyinto it for fear of making this NSFW.
All I can say is....
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
And you wonder why I am a Misanthrope....Originally Posted by to0kenZA
Don't be jealousbwawawawa
That thing is so disturbing on many levels. What kind must you be to have that?
Pftht! Why is it disturbing? I reckon if they made one for blokes you'd never get out of bed :-PDon't be jealous
That thing is so disturbing on many levels. What kind must you be to have that?
Yeah, it doesn't go inside you, it goes against you. It does look uncomfortable, but it's completely fine. Once I've got mine in place and it warms up a bit(!) I barely notice it. Just the right size and shape I guess.
So, you'd have to go to sleep with that thing inserted? Seems uncomfortable.
Edit: having clicked the link, I see it's smaller than imagined...
Inb4 "That's what she said!"
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Lol! Well according to the product description it goes "inside your knickers not inside you". Even considering that it still sounds really uncomfortable.
Normally when you have a good sleeping cycle, you don't just gets "bitch slapped" into a waking stake, but ok I guess some don't know this.The Little Rooster wakes you gradually, sensually, tenderly.
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Actually I would buy that for the gf, my gf tends to slap me if I wake her cause she always gets a fright.
Revenge the way she would want it lol.
Just told her that I want to get one for her and she says, no.
I think it is denial coz secretly she would want one... hahaha
Last edited by simon; 16-12-2011 at 03:52 PM.
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