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Answer
Dubbed the Yva, this gold-plated item is a very expensive vibrator. Made in Sweden by Lelo, it features a quiet motor and has a number of settings. The splash-proof vibrator can be chilled or heated to expand the already impressive variety of sensations it provides. It has a suggested retail price of $1500, but can be had for as little as $999. It comes (don't) with a charger and a finely-crafted wooden box with a satin carrying pouch and a 1-year warranty.
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