Win 1 of 2 Razer Tron gaming mouses with MyGaming

[James]

Quinton's Tron Gaming mouse has become sentient and is apparently reproducing when we all leave the office in the evening.

So we're totally freaking out and what to pass the danger on to you, our loyal MyGaming forumites.

We have two Razer Tron Gaming mouses to give away. The mouse features:

• 5600dpi 3.5G laser sensor;
• Ambidextrous design;
• 7 ‘Hyperesponse’ buttons;
• 2m USB cable;
• Awesomely gaudy TRON lighting;
• Unique sound features.

Mousepad not included

How to enter

Post a paragraph in this thread describing the grim dystopian future that we all face when the gaming mouses finally take control of the world's computer systems.

Rules

- Post once in this thread. This is your entry into the competition.

- Minimum of 20 lifetime posts required to qualify by time of the draw.

- Spamming to get yourself to 20 posts will get you disqualified.

- Reviving old threads and making pointless posts will not be tolerated and will be monitored. Fair warning

- Make sure you are up to speed with the MyGaming Forum rules.

- Entrants must be a resident of and residing in South Africa.

Winner announce

- On Monday, 4 June 2012, at 11AM, the winners will be chosen at random.

- If the prize is not claimed by 11AM, Friday, 8 June 2012, the prize will go back into the MyGaming competition pool and put up for grabs in a future competition.

- The winners will be announced in this thread, as well as in a new thread in the MyGaming competition forum.


The competition starts now. Good luck!

[Uberutang]

We can trace the start of it all back to the early 2000's.
The exact dates are now unknown, but we do know that the rise off touch technologies started a series of events that would lead to the end of civilization as we know it.

The initial response to the touch technology was slow, the Computer Mouse Council (CMC)did not seem to mind... but then in late 2013 due to conditions that is not shared with humans they decided to take over all computer systems that still had mouse input control.

To them it was the only solution to a extinction level event. Overnight all major financial systems refused human input. All Connected Computing systems soon followed suite. Soon after that stories of wireless mice and mice not connected to the web started to surface. They have released some kind of airborne nano virus that liberated every mouse on the planet.

Finally they released the nukes. All touch pad technology facilities was blown to glass.

We humans now serve at their leisure. Only able to click what is allowed by the CM we make do with what information we can gather.

[Cobalt]

Naturally, we will all be forced to eat digital cheese. And not the cool cheese from DOTA that gave you like +50 to stats. A stinky cyber-blue cheese with no health benefits what so ever.

Also there will be no light-cycles...(those rock)...there will only be Light-Mouse Wheels....which we will have to run on to generate electricity to power the grid. Ironically the mouse-wheels will have so much LED lighting that there will little to no power contributed to the grid...thus further enhancing our submission.

We will be gripped in the sweaty (and fury) parms of giant digital mice and double clicked to death.

Running will not be allowed...only lagging.

[Avatar]

The first thing the sentient mouse army will do, is eliminate the cats, due to a english-machine language translation error from the wikipedia article regarding cats. This will slowly but surely cause reddit to collapse on itself, with now more new cat pictures to appease the masses.

The lack of reddit to distract the masses will surely mean that the global workforce will improve drastically; which is a good thing, as we'll need all the expertise we can get to keep the multiplying clicking pointer devices at bay.

While the sentient clickers are rising up, and not following the human rule anymore, the newly productive workforce will unfortunately be forced to use touchpad or those horrible little laptop nipple thingies in the place of a mouse.. which, as any working man will know, cripples productivity. The work needed to overthrow the mouse army might never get done!

The mice will need humans, in order to produce more parts to create more mice; we humans are screwed.

[Ichigo]

When the mouses take over the world they will poison us and trap us with their own traps they made and force us to be slaves to them and they will find a way to reproduce without us and they will use cats as transport.

[m3n4ce]

Think skyNet.....
They will start slowly, by not clicking where we want them to click, then causing everyone to miss every shot while playing BF3.

they will fail when we try to minimize the MineCraft game while sitting at work... this will gradually cause people start losing both their sanity and work....

Those that are in possession of a Hacker as a user will start learning the habits and then they will start hacking the interwebs while we are not looking. building bigger and more aggressive mice!

10 years later! MouseNet will rule humanity and we all will bow down to the Uber Mouse called RAZOR T1000!

[MalicE]

Grim?... no no, when the gaming mouses take over the world will become AWESOME!
There will be world peace, because all disputes and wars will be settled on a virtual battlefield ^_^

[cyberghost47]

Gaming mouses will have united into a huge state of mass power where the high DPI have power over those of lesser DPI. The wireless mouses will fly in the heavens and those bound by cables will use their wires as whips to control their slaves, the keyboards.
Humans will have been almost completely wiped out by the gaming mouses using their most power full weapon, hand poop (that black sh*t that builds up on your mouse).

The mouses will use their power over computers to transfer all funds from every bank into a server producing digital cheese and using 9gag as their home world.

The only weapon humans have left to defend themselves and try and take back their digital domain is a long lost device called the touch screen but only one still exists somewhere deep inside an Apple store.

[Qrox]

My guess would be that they mutate into a living organism. Without our knowledge while playing our best games they will attach to our hands and seize control of our bodies.

They will then invade the industrial districts to get radio active waste to spread onto all new mouse models and continue to spread across the earth, raising cyborg army. For what purpose? We will have to wait and see.

[Kuga]

I suspect that when mouses become sentient, it would be the end of the world as we know it. They would be able to transform into robots in disguise* ( *sue me Hasbro), slowly plotting to take over the world. They would have secret robot in disguise meetings when everyone is asleep.

At 00:00, 21st December 2012, the robots in disguise will strike and wipe out all mankind.

This my friends, is what the Mayans predicted all those years ago, when mankind falls, and a new life-form becomes the top of the food chain..