Memorable video game quotes

[Edelweiss]

Hey guys
Any of you have any sort of dialogue or text from games long past (or recent) that were so profound/badass/memorable/annoying that it will be forever etched into your mind? I find that if I were to recall favourite or at least memorable video games quotes it was always from my nostalgic younger days..
Share your quotes!
I'll start.
Vagrant Story (opening text) - " The body is but a vessel for the soul, a puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny. And lo, the body is not eternal, for it must feed on the flesh of others, lest it return to the dust from whence it came.Therefore must the soul deceive, despise and murder men. " A.J Durai
Call of Duty 2 - " ACHTUNG! GRENAATA! "

[orkoza]

Duke Nukem 3D - "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."

[Wlad]

Far Cry 2: "Glimlag. Wys my jou tande dan skiet ek hulle flenters."

[Murph]

Far Cry 2: "Glimlag. Wys my jou tande dan skiet ek hulle flenters."

Haha, don't forget, 'Elke koel dra jou naam!'

[MalicE]

GLaDOS: I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now.
[phone dialing and ringing; in a stranger, lower voice]
GLaDOS: The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.
[Dial tone; normal voice]
GLaDOS: Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company.

and

Wheatley: All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted... fatty! Fatty, fatty no parents?

there are a lot more these are the 2 that I laughed the hardest at

[Murph]

Portal is full of gems!

[Dan]

"Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites badonkadonk and lives!"

Borderlands 2 is chock full of hilarity.

[Murph]

"Remember Heroes die many times but cowards tast death only once.....or something..."

"Between you and me, the one that killed you is a dick. Please disregard this message if you commited suicide".

[MalicE]

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee"

[Edelweiss]

COD4 - " Enemy UAV is online.. "