Hang on, I am having sex: burglar to home owner

[James]

A man who was caught breaking into a Cape Town home tried evading capture by telling the owner of the house he was having sex, it was reported on Monday.

The 34-year-old Philippi home owner, who did not want to be named, told the Daily Voice that he saw the lock of his shack had been removed on Friday afternoon.

He said he tried entering but the door was locked from the inside. He asked who was there and eventually got a reply.

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[Lyt]

Ahahahahahaha this is just too good!

[ViperGTI]

And then they sent all the vehicles from whichever province the above picture was taken, to go and hunt him down.

[McT]

Crazy how numb these morons have become to getting caught.