North korean missile test delayed by windows 8

[MalicE]

North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test has been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.


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[hugo69er]

Lol this is a joke right? Thats what I call an upgrade! Windows 95 all the way to windows 8

[MalicE]

Lol this is a joke right? Thats what I call an upgrade! Windows 95 all the way to windows 8

it must be, it's just to ridiculous to be true. but then again, it is North Korea....

[Maplassie]

including declaring war on Microsoft.

PFFFFT. Microsoft sal die kak uit hulle uit Blue Screen.

[bradbear117]

I hope this true!! Its hilarious!

I heard that NK were threatening Japan too? They seriously do not want to mess with Japan, I 'll put money down on the possibility that Japan has Cyborgs and Pilotable Mechs in their basement.

[Venom]

Lol there's no way it is true , most missile programs and the missiles use custom OS that is very streamlined , even control work stations are built custom . Windows is a commercial product , at the very least Korea is using a stolen version of some Russian mad scientist

[Venom]

I hope this true!! Its hilarious!

I heard that NK were threatening Japan too? They seriously do not want to mess with Japan, I 'll put money down on the possibility that Japan has Cyborgs and Pilotable Mechs in their basement.

If not the Japanese government , every Japanese manga fan might

[MalicE]

Lol there's no way it is true , most missile programs and the missiles use custom OS that is very streamlined , even control work stations are built custom . Windows is a commercial product , at the very least Korea is using a stolen version of some Russian mad scientist

did you see how their previous missile test went? I'm surprised they're not using DOS

[TheAvenged87]

This is the best thing that I have ever read.

[The Joker]