IT specialist claims he's Jesus - Australian techie remembers resurrection Read more
Resuurection wasn't too bad, he says
We all know IT support staff who think they're God and we've all been to worship at the Apple Genius Bar, but we've found one techie who actually believes that he is Jesus Christ.
Former IT specialist Alan John Miller runs his own religious movement – the Divine Truth – in the town of Kingaroy in Queensland, Australia.
Mr Miller, once an elder in the Jehovah's Witnesses, claims that he is Jesus Christ, and his partner, Australian Mary Luck, is Mary Magdalene.
He told Sky News: "I have very clear memories of the crucifixion, but it wasn't as harrowing for me as it was for others like Mary who was present."
"When you are one with God you are not in a state of fear, and you have quite good control over your body's sensations and the level of pain that you absorb from your body."
After his crucifixion the Australian IT guru claims he entered the spirit world where he met Plato, Socrates, popes and presidents.
He also claims that he remembers performing miracles: "I did resurrect quite a number of people ... including a friend of mine Lazarus, who most people know is mentioned in the Bible."
Brit Louise "Luli" Faver, 39, is a former neuroscientist gave up her career to be closer to the couple.
"It's just nice to instead of being surrounded by people who think you are nuts, to be surrounded by people who understand what you are going through and the difficulties of trying to deal with all the emotional stuff," she said.
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