What not to do when your're drunk

[Piesank]

I would like to add don't bother trying to sneak in the house after a night out because when you try you end up banging and tripping on everything.

Drunk level: Beginner

[Hagan]

Hit on what appears to take the form of a woman.
Remember -- drunken states impair vision.

[korn1]

Hit on what appears to take the form of a woman.
Remember -- drunken states impair vision.

Lies! That is your excuse

[Hagan]

Lies! That is your excuse

I've never had so many alcoholic beverages at one time that it left me with feeling a sense of inebriation.
Tipsy enough to want to regurgitate, but not drunk.

I've heard of guys that'd been so drunk, he'd made out with what he thought was a female.

[korn1]

I've never had so many alcoholic beverages at one time that it left me with feeling a sense of inebriation.
Tipsy enough to want to regurgitate, but not drunk.

I've heard of guys that'd been so drunk, he'd made out with what he thought was a female.

Don't share piesanks personal stories

Seriously alcohol has made me get with some ummm fail chicks but also hot ones

[Hagan]

Don't share piesanks personal stories

Seriously alcohol has made me get with some ummm fail chicks but also hot ones

Lol. Fails or hotties - I don't care. As long as there are boobs (real ones), I want an invitation.

[Maplassie]

I've actually never been drunk.

Niks fout daarmee nie!

Better bragging rights than anybody bragging about the amounts of alcohol they can consume.