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    never pull down your pants in a garage shop in the middle of the night in Wellington, they WILL call the cops.

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    Never ask one of your friends to hold one of the ends of a tape measure, right before you projectile vomit

    THEY DONT LIKE IT!!!

    also if you going to pass out, make sure the room you are in is locked and your friends don't know you in there, (and definitely hide all the razors)
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    ... be around a lot of loose, easy women...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampothic View Post
    ... be around a lot of loose, easy women...
    Bzzzzzzzzt! Wrong answer!

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    When drunk, don't eat 3 Spare Rib garage pies in one go to prove a point; YOU WILL VOMIT!!

    When drunk, don't take off all your clothes except your undies to go and buy cigarettes at said garage. The reasoning of "but it's raining and I don't want to get my clothes wet" is a bad one...

    When drunk, don't accidentally get into the incorrect tent at OppiKoppi, especially if that tent belongs to a overly sexual couple that doesn't realise you are sleeping/farting/snoring in the corner...that's the stuff not even therapy can fix...

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    Never chill with a friend while he is vomitting, watching that began a back and forth vomitting session that was difficult to get out of.
    Send friend to distant corner where he / she is out of earshot and sight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalicE View Post
    never pull down your pants in a garage shop in the middle of the night in Wellington, they WILL call the cops.
    ROFL who came up with that idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mephisto_Helix View Post
    Bzzzzzzzzt! Wrong answer!

    Seen some images today which has made me think -- hence my answer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampothic View Post
    Seen some images today which has made me think -- hence my answer.
    No need to defend yourself bud.
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    Never drink alone - there must always be somebody to carry you back home when you can't walk.

    Also geez guys it's not okay to drink so much alcohol - everything in moderation.

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