Don't do a cart wheel race in undies in the middle of the street when drunk
/hangs head in shame
This could be a ridiculously long post if I were to list all the life lessons learned through my... interesting... youth. So just the highlights.
Don't try to write your signature with urine while facing into the wind.
Don't try to recreate anything you saw in a martial arts movie.
Don't step completely out of the light circle from the spot lights, even to urinate.
Don't play cricket without gloves, even if it is only net practise.
Don't tell the bouncer what you suspect his mother did or didn't do.
One day, I'll grow up and become responsible.
Probably not today.
Pissing in the wind is a life lesson that is always important! Oh and lulz for the bouncer one you probably got a moerse PK![]()
Insanity is the best in Superbru! His rugby knowledge, likethe cosmos, knows no bounds, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have any friends!
I would like to add don't bother trying to sneak in the house after a night out because when you try you end up banging and tripping on everything.