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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyt View Post
    Never drink alone - there must always be somebody to carry you back home when you can't walk.

    Also geez guys it's not okay to drink so much alcohol - everything in moderation.
    Or someone to restrain you when you want to post on a certain forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fivel View Post
    Or someone to restrain you when you want to post on a certain forum
    Hey hey dont blame me, blame the crap french beer. I had to drink it til it got better and better.

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    Don't do a cart wheel race in undies in the middle of the street when drunk

    /hangs head in shame

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    This could be a ridiculously long post if I were to list all the life lessons learned through my... interesting... youth. So just the highlights.
    Don't try to write your signature with urine while facing into the wind.
    Don't try to recreate anything you saw in a martial arts movie.
    Don't step completely out of the light circle from the spot lights, even to urinate.
    Don't play cricket without gloves, even if it is only net practise.
    Don't tell the bouncer what you suspect his mother did or didn't do.
    One day, I'll grow up and become responsible.
    Probably not today.

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    Pissing in the wind is a life lesson that is always important! Oh and lulz for the bouncer one you probably got a moerse PK
    Insanity is the best in Superbru! His rugby knowledge, likethe cosmos, knows no bounds, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have any friends!

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    Don't... be an angry drunk....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBlaar View Post
    Don't... be an angry drunk....
    And don't be a lovable drunk. Never ends well! Hehe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piesank View Post
    Pissing in the wind is a life lesson that is always important! Oh and lulz for the bouncer one you probably got a moerse PK
    Well, for numbers 2, 3 and 4 I have the scars on my hands and head to tell the tale.
    Numbers 1 and 5 left some scars on my ego
    One day, I'll grow up and become responsible.
    Probably not today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cara View Post
    And don't be a lovable drunk. Never ends well! Hehe!
    There's a difference between lovable and slutty

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    I would like to add don't bother trying to sneak in the house after a night out because when you try you end up banging and tripping on everything.

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