Favourite Game Quotes

[Hagan]

We all have at least 1 or 2 quotes that we heard (in-game) that we found hilarious, sarcastic, rude or just plain interesting...

Here's where you can share it, and maybe even reminisce on old memories.

Some of my personal favourites are:



Saints Row 2:

"Know what I got the last time I trusted someone? Blown the f*ck up!"
- Main Character

Doc said I should be up and murdering in a few days -- well, he didn't say murder - but you get the idea."
- Johnny Gat



Grand Theft Auto IV:

"Nobody f*cks with my family!"
- Niko Bellic



Far Cry 3:

"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
- Vaas



S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

"So Marked One - I saved you, and I'm not going to pretend I did it to win favours upstairs...
You do some jobs for me, and, we're even..."
-Sidorovich

[MetalSoup]

Dungeon Keeper 2:

"One of your imps does a great impression of you. He can even do the ears!"
"Your nocturnal persistance has earned you a hidden gaming tip, GO TO BED!"
"Your dungeon is on an incline, angry creatures cannot play marbles."
"Your dungeon is full of yogurt."
"You have an excess of Mistresses. There's a word for keepers like you".

[Ichigo]

Have one from Starcraft 2 from Jim

"It's a good idea to take your time making your friends: I usually give it six rounds. Whether they're bullets, beers or bouts depends on the day."

- Jim Raynor in an interview.(src)

[MissileToe]

You're an inspiration for birth control. - Duke Nukem 3D
Half man, half animal, all dead. - DNMP
Rest in pieces! - DNMP
A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush. - DNF
Another day, another disembowelment. - DNF

[DieGrootHammer]

From Warcraft 2:

(Say it in the voice of an Orcish worker)
"Shobu"
"Dabu"
"Yopta"
"Work complete"
And one I heard way too much: "We're under attack!!"

[Ichigo]

Starcraft 2

"Construct Additional Pylons" remix

"You Require More Vaspene Gas"
"Spawn More Overlords"
"Additional Supply Depots Required" remix

[Draegan]

Lok'tar Ogar!

[Maplassie]

GLA from Generals

"We need shoes."

[Ichigo]

One I loved from my Pokemon games for being an odd thing to mention before battling.

"Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" ~Youngster

[Dan]

"Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk and lives!" - Tiny Tina, Borderlands 2