The Martyr - i give and give without a thought for myself
The Samaritan - I help where i can, as long as i get mine
The Ambiguous - I walk that moral grey line like it's a tightrope
The Villain - the last time i did a good deed, was not biting my mother while breastfeeding
1) You are recently made redundant and your closest friend at work is given a promotion, do you:
*BuzZzer!* Can't be made redundant, because I took early retirement first! I'd say, "GJ! Rather you than me mate!" and go back to playing my games/surfing the web.
2) You see an old woman drop a £50 note as she gets on to the tube, do you:
*BuzZzer!* I live in South Africa. Forget Pounds, Rands seldom get dropped owing to the fact that people have their valuables in a death grip 99% of the time.
3) Your partner’s grandfather passes away while you’re on a very important business trip. Do you:
*BuzZzer!* None of our Grandfathers were alive when we were born.
4) The intern at your office has come over to ask for your advice on getting ahead in your industry while you’re in the middle of something important. Do you:
*BuzZzer!* Refer to Question #1!
5) You have plans to go to a free Bruce Springsteen concert you’ve been looking forward to for weeks but a recently divorced friend asks if he can spend the evening with you instead. Do you:
*BuzZzer!* I would not attend a free Bruce Springsteen concert ...
6) You have prepared a dinner party but everyone cancels on you last-minute. Do you:
*BuzZzer!* Prepare a dinner party? Not gonna happen. I'll prepare the shots. Bring and Braai folks, bring and braai.
7) After a hard day, you get a phone call from your grandmother asking if you can help her use her new iPad. Do you:
*BuzZzer!* No Grandmothers alive either.
8) You see a small child lost in a supermarket. Do you:
*BuzZzer!* I avoid supermarkets, especially those with small children in them.
9) Your friend asks you to sponsor her for a charity marathon but your rent is due and your paycheck is late. Do you:
*BuzZzer!* My friends are gamers and party animals. LANS and all-nighters don't count as charity.
10) You haven’t called your parents in weeks and you get a guilt-inducing voicemail from your mother.
You have immediate dinner plans. Do you:
*BuzZzer!* My mother was widowed 17 years ago, I am guilt-riddened out! Secondly, she only SMSes and I do phone/see her on a regular basis.
I know, I know ... but I couldn't resist.