"I've just seen Christian Bale going to Affleck's apartment with some Huey Lewis records and an axe."
"Casting Ben Affleck as Batman sounds like something The Joker would do to create a distraction at the nerd bank."
"Spend ten years working your way back into everyone's good graces. Win an Oscar. Then you get cast as Batman, and BAM! You're Gigli again."
"Holy shit... BEN AFFLECK IS THE NEW BATMAN!!! Do you know what this means? It means that I've seen Batman naked!!!"
"For those wondering why Ben Affleck would agree to be in this movie, I have the answer. my 10-year-old just asked: who's Ben Affleck?"
"Affleck gonna be like "It's the Jokah! Or the Riddlah! Rahbin! Call Commissionah Gahden!"
*IN TEARS* You know what, I slept on the #Batfleck thing, and think it may work... *PUTS GUN IN MOUTH* *PULLS TRIGGER*
*GOES TO HEAVEN* *BEN AFFLECK IS ALSO ST. PETER* *PUTS GUN IN MOUTH* *PULLS TRIGGER*
"In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves."
"Ben Affleck as Batman/Bruce Wayne? RT if you don't want to live on this planet anymore. (And want us to help with that.)"
"All I’m saying is not even Pol Pot cast Affleck as Batman."