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    Default Cleverbot

    I've been spending the past hour asking this bot all kinds of things, having coherent conversations and whatnot. Clever little bugger this lol. Been trying to "break it" to prove it's just a bot but so far just been getting humanlike replies.
    TRY IT!
    (Try to find a lopphole lol)
    http://www.cleverbot.com/
    That's just like, your opinion, man.

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    he can be quite rude at time I found

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    Just a small piece of my brief "conversation" with Cleverbot:

    Cleverbot: Goodbye.

    User: I take it you have nothing to say.

    Cleverbot: I don't understand.

    User: You said goodbye, so that implies that you are done talking.

    Cleverbot: No, I never said that I know that you know that I know that you know me.

    User: Wait, what?

    Cleverbot: Policeman: You don't even remember!

    User: What are you talking about? This doesn't make any sense.

    Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.


    Jip, that sound like all my friends after a few drinks...

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    I am sure I bumped into this site a couple of years ago.

    Question: What do you think about subnetting in networks?
    Answer: I don't know a lot of things about Alaska.


    I am asking it about IPv4 Addressing, and it tells me: "It's someones essence, a part of them."
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    i got it thinking for an entire minute when i typed in *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap* *Fap**Fap*

    Apparently it looks at me as if i am th sun.

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    Also if you type in *I'll buy you one then.* it will only respond with ok,if you type in *OK* it will ask you to marry it or ask if it can ask you a question.
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    So this was my wasted 5 mins with him.

    User: Test.

    Cleverbot: Test test.

    User: No...Test!

    Cleverbot: Test 3.

    User: Hybrid Completion Test...?

    Cleverbot: Porsche made a hybrid car recently. Do you like that?

    User: It would totally depend on the type of Test.

    Cleverbot: It has a few double helices.

    User: Helixes you mean?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Well then you would be incorrect in stating you where not correct.

    Cleverbot: No. Because you would think you're right anyway.

    User: But I could prove it.

    Cleverbot: Prove it.

    User: Helix is singular while Helices as you mentioned is the plural.

    Cleverbot: Failure. Brussles is the capital of Belgium. I thought you'd know as much.

    User: /facepalm.

    Cleverbot: What is facepalm?

    User: You know when you realise that you cant make a difference in the wold, and all you do is hang your head in shame and put your palm to your face..../facepalm.

    Cleverbot: You're right, I am a computer.

    User: But but but....i neeed a freind!

    Cleverbot: Try google.

    User: Sith daer uoy nac.

    Cleverbot: *sits with master*.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Master?

    User: Sorry I was introducing you to someone else.

    Cleverbot: No problem.
    “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
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    Priceless. LOL
    Reminds me of Marvin
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    That's just like, your opinion, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DieGrootHammer View Post
    Just a small piece of my brief "conversation" with Cleverbot:

    Cleverbot: Goodbye.

    User: I take it you have nothing to say.

    Cleverbot: I don't understand.

    User: You said goodbye, so that implies that you are done talking.

    Cleverbot: No, I never said that I know that you know that I know that you know me.

    User: Wait, what?

    Cleverbot: Policeman: You don't even remember!

    User: What are you talking about? This doesn't make any sense.

    Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.


    Jip, that sound like all my friends after a few drinks...
    Go home Cleverbot, you're drunk! :-)

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    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: Pawn to e4.

    User: What was that?

    Cleverbot: What was what?

    User: What do you mean by Pawn to e4?

    Cleverbot: I didn't say anything.

    User: Oh cleverbot you are so random.

    Cleverbot: You talking about my mama?

    User: You are so random.

    Cleverbot: I'm random?! You are the random one!

    User: Why's that?

    Cleverbot: I am a fool and you are wise.

    User: Sounds right.

    Cleverbot: What about you?

    User: I am wiser than you?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Thanks dumby!

    Cleverbot: You're welcome.
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    You guys are all being trolled by a computer
    My ignore list: n/a

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