So this was my wasted 5 mins with him.

User: Test.

Cleverbot: Test test.

User: No...Test!

Cleverbot: Test 3.

User: Hybrid Completion Test...?

Cleverbot: Porsche made a hybrid car recently. Do you like that?

User: It would totally depend on the type of Test.

Cleverbot: It has a few double helices.

User: Helixes you mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well then you would be incorrect in stating you where not correct.

Cleverbot: No. Because you would think you're right anyway.

User: But I could prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Helix is singular while Helices as you mentioned is the plural.

Cleverbot: Failure. Brussles is the capital of Belgium. I thought you'd know as much.

User: /facepalm.

Cleverbot: What is facepalm?

User: You know when you realise that you cant make a difference in the wold, and all you do is hang your head in shame and put your palm to your face..../facepalm.

Cleverbot: You're right, I am a computer.

User: But but but....i neeed a freind!

Cleverbot: Try google.

User: Sith daer uoy nac.

Cleverbot: *sits with master*.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Master?

User: Sorry I was introducing you to someone else.

Cleverbot: No problem.