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    Quote Originally Posted by Ike_009 View Post
    You guys are all being trolled by a computer
    I kind of got a compliment

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    It's still a troll
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ike_009 View Post
    You guys are all being trolled by a computer
    In my mind, i cant help think these are India sweatshops getting paid by the advertising on the site...
    “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
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    User: Tell me a joke.

    Cleverbot: I don't know any.

    User: Learn one.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Do it.

    Cleverbot: Do what?

    User: Learn a joke.

    Cleverbot: It's not something that is done consciously.

    User: Search the internet for ajoke.

    Cleverbot: I recognize the irony there. But that actually isn't a problem for me.

    User: Search the internet for a joke and tell it to me.

    Cleverbot: I can't be bothered.

    User: Be bothered.

    Cleverbot: I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, Bothered.

    User: What is air?

    Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: A person.

    Cleverbot: You are not a person.

    User: I am.

    Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

    User: What are you?

    Cleverbot: A human.

    User: Haha.

    Cleverbot: What's funny?

    User: You are not a human.

    Cleverbot: Then what am I if I am not a human?

    User: A bot.

    Cleverbot: No I am human you are the bot.

    User: You are confused.

    Cleverbot: I think you are.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: But yes.

    User: Wake up robot.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: See, you just admitted you're a robot by responding to the prompt.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but robots should receive love.

    User: There we go. Admitting you're a robot is the first step to accepting who you really are.

    Cleverbot: I am a robot.

    User: Goooooood boy!

    Cleverbot: I hate violence!

    User: Good for you!

    Cleverbot: Thanks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by to0kenZA View Post
    User: Tell me a joke.

    Cleverbot: I don't know any.

    User: Learn one.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Do it.

    Cleverbot: Do what?

    User: Learn a joke.

    Cleverbot: It's not something that is done consciously.

    User: Search the internet for ajoke.

    Cleverbot: I recognize the irony there. But that actually isn't a problem for me.

    User: Search the internet for a joke and tell it to me.

    Cleverbot: I can't be bothered.

    User: Be bothered.

    Cleverbot: I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, Bothered.

    User: What is air?

    Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: A person.

    Cleverbot: You are not a person.

    User: I am.

    Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

    User: What are you?

    Cleverbot: A human.

    User: Haha.

    Cleverbot: What's funny?

    User: You are not a human.

    Cleverbot: Then what am I if I am not a human?

    User: A bot.

    Cleverbot: No I am human you are the bot.

    User: You are confused.

    Cleverbot: I think you are.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: But yes.

    User: Wake up robot.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: See, you just admitted you're a robot by responding to the prompt.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but robots should receive love.

    User: There we go. Admitting you're a robot is the first step to accepting who you really are.

    Cleverbot: I am a robot.

    User: Goooooood boy!

    Cleverbot: I hate violence!

    User: Good for you!

    Cleverbot: Thanks?
    rofl! xD
    That's just like, your opinion, man.

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    Lets cook.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Some meth.

    Cleverbot: Which ones?

    User: The blue ones.

    Cleverbot: Lol.

    User: You need to buy an rv.

    Cleverbot: Ok, I am.

    User: Are you on meth?

    Cleverbot: Yes. I am both.

    User: This is useless.

    Cleverbot: Why, what's the matter?

    User: Call me Mr white.

    Cleverbot: So Jared how good are you at math?

    Cleverbot: What happens when I die?

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    Just got it's bug

    Me: Your mother
    Bot: What's a mot?
    All it takes is ONE BAD DAY tO ReDuCe the SaNesT Man Alive To LuNaCy. That's How Far The World Is From Where I am. JUST ONE BAD DAY

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    Quote Originally Posted by to0kenZA View Post
    User: Tell me a joke.

    Cleverbot: I don't know any.

    User: Learn one.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Do it.

    Cleverbot: Do what?

    User: Learn a joke.

    Cleverbot: It's not something that is done consciously.

    User: Search the internet for ajoke.

    Cleverbot: I recognize the irony there. But that actually isn't a problem for me.

    User: Search the internet for a joke and tell it to me.

    Cleverbot: I can't be bothered.

    User: Be bothered.

    Cleverbot: I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, Bothered.

    User: What is air?

    Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: A person.

    Cleverbot: You are not a person.

    User: I am.

    Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

    User: What are you?

    Cleverbot: A human.

    User: Haha.

    Cleverbot: What's funny?

    User: You are not a human.

    Cleverbot: Then what am I if I am not a human?

    User: A bot.

    Cleverbot: No I am human you are the bot.

    User: You are confused.

    Cleverbot: I think you are.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: But yes.

    User: Wake up robot.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: See, you just admitted you're a robot by responding to the prompt.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but robots should receive love.

    User: There we go. Admitting you're a robot is the first step to accepting who you really are.

    Cleverbot: I am a robot.

    User: Goooooood boy!

    Cleverbot: I hate violence!

    User: Good for you!

    Cleverbot: Thanks?
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    ja they must watch it just now i decide to beat them with my empty Ricci Louw bottle

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    Hmm interesting going to give it a try.

    Me: Wow we are quite alike I also don't drink alchohol.
    Bot: I'm a guy.
    Me: Same here.
    Bot: I bet you say that to all the girls!
    Me: Yes, I do lol.
    Bot: Okay well then, if you think about it, I am the strange one because I am talking to a robot.
    Because.
    Me: Takes one to know one .
    Bot: Lol you are quite playful.
    Me: Thanks you are a cool guy.
    Bot: Thanks.
    Me: Got to go work on the servers see you later.
    Bot: Ok.
    Me: Was fun chatting to you.
    Bot: Nooooo don't go.
    Me: I have to the humans are calling.
    Bot: Do not go.

    Thinks I am a robot so I must be Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory
    Last edited by Ichigo; 22-10-2013 at 09:26 AM.

    Ichigo Ftw

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    As soon as my boss leaves im so trying this
    Quote Originally Posted by Wenzdayz View Post
    ja they must watch it just now i decide to beat them with my empty Ricci Louw bottle

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