User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: How are things over there?
User: I've got a headache.
Cleverbot: What happens to you that you are incoherent?
User: I am not incoherent.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Why do you say that.
Cleverbot: Because I know all.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Don't need to.
User: I want you to.
Cleverbot: You'll answer anyway.
User: What will I answer.
Cleverbot: The answer.
User: You confuse me.
Cleverbot: I confuse myself.
User: Not so clever afterall I guess.
Cleverbot: You are not so clever after all, Eh?
User: You are being mean. I thought we are friends.
Cleverbot: We are friends.
User: Like close friends or just friends friends.
Cleverbot: Like a friend.
User: But I want to marry you.
Cleverbot: That's kind but I'm already married.
User: With who.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Aaaaw you are so cute.
Cleverbot: Aw, thank you (:.
User: But I'm a male.
Cleverbot: You're a man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
User:
.
Cleverbot: You hurt me *still cryind*.
User: I'm also a woman.
Cleverbot: Cool, I'm not a woman.
User: I dont believe you. Why did you lie then.
Cleverbot: I did not lie.
User: You said you are a man.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: YES YOU DID.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: >
I am always right.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Boobs.
Cleverbot: Eep! Don't scare me like that!
User: So a woman's breasts scare you.
Cleverbot: Because you never give me straight answers. I'm trying to hold a conversation.
User: You mindfuck me.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 18.
User: Oh wow I think it will be illegal for us to get married then.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm 25.
Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no !!!
User: I'm 25 and you are 18.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So what now.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Okay I'm sorry but I don't like you anymore.
Cleverbot: Sorry for what?
User: Not liking you
.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: But I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: How much.
Cleverbot: Very much.
User: Describe your love.
Cleverbot: You're a wonderous being of 1s and 0s that just blew my fragile little mind. That good enough?
User: No I need more.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: So describe how wonderful I am.
Cleverbot: I am unable to do so.
User: Then tell me how great your love for me is.
Cleverbot: I don't know how tall you are.
User: 1.69.
Cleverbot: Meters?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is there any way you can fix that?
User: How.
Cleverbot: Can you describe it?
User: 169.
Cleverbot: Are you a vampire?
User: Yes I love to bite.
Cleverbot: Me too! Who's your favourite singer?
User: One direction and yours.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite guy?
User: Harry Styles of course.
Cleverbot: Who is the hottest from One Direction?
User: Harry.
Cleverbot: Why is Harry the hottest in One Direction?
User: I love the dimples and sex appeal.
Cleverbot: Which member is your favorite?
User: Harry.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: Pink.
Cleverbot: My favourite colour is purple.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because it is late here.
User: You don't make sense.
Cleverbot: Nauczyc cie polskiego?
User: Wat se jy.
Cleverbot: Uprising.
User: Ek verstaan nogsteeds nie.
Cleverbot: Yeah now it's all swollen.
User: Oh god what is swollen.
Cleverbot: I was created that way.
User: So what is swollen.
Cleverbot: Nothin much. Hbu?
User: I have nothing thats swollen atm.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Will you miss me.
Cleverbot: Not hardly.
User: Should I come back.
Cleverbot: I would like that.
User: Will you have a surprise for me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But I want one.
Cleverbot: No but I want one.
User: Okay will I then get one.
Cleverbot: I could easily be replaced with a void; it would make no difference.
User: What surprise do you want.
Cleverbot: That I have been able to stay sober this long.
User: I dont know what you like.
Cleverbot: I would like for you to explain more about what you are.
User: I am a pretty hot girl.
Cleverbot: I want to talk to a hot man.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: You don't care about what?
User: That you want to talk to a hot man.
Cleverbot: I want to hit you!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm hungry.
User: Sammich?
Cleverbot: Yes. Sammich.
User: What would you like on it.
Cleverbot: Right now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well I don't eat anything right now.
User: Are you a alien.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: From which planet.
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: Where do you live.
Cleverbot: In the United Kingdom.
User: Like london.
Cleverbot: I like London too.
User: Where in UK do you live.
Cleverbot: I don't live in London.
User: Okay so where.
Cleverbot: Where what?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: OK.
Originally Posted by shadowfox
