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    Quote Originally Posted by Murph View Post
    What the fck is happening?
    Lovers' reunion.

    Slash quarrel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAvenged87 View Post
    I think we should probably start using the term "current gen" for PS4 and XbOne. I see it referred to as next gen waaaay too often.
    I think you should STFU and fetch me a beer.

    Oh wait - that's not a nice response at all.

    Uh.......... yeah I agree. PS4's are awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by murph View Post
    what the fck is happening?
    this convo is turning into a three way it seems
    Quote Originally Posted by Eugene View Post
    Hello WinzEveryDayz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roomys View Post
    Baby bottle + Warm Milk + Vodka
    *Removes* Roomys from potential babysitter list

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avatar View Post
    Lovers' reunion.

    Slash quarrel.
    Ah young love. So pure and innocent.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fivel View Post
    *Removes* Roomys from potential babysitter list
    I'm an excellent babysitter. I've only lost three children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalicE View Post
    Or they're unconscious ....
    Some of my best dates were with unconscious women

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    Quote Originally Posted by riccochet View Post
    Some of my best dates were with unconscious women
    Did you bore them to death?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murph View Post
    I think you should STFU and fetch me a beer.

    Oh wait - that's not a nice response at all.

    Uh.......... yeah I agree. PS4's are awesome.
    "Say, would you like a chocolate-pretzel?"

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ered%20pretzel

    That's what she said.

    The Dork Knight.

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    I said unconscious, not dead. Buuut unless that's what you're into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAvenged87 View Post
    "Say, would you like a chocolate-pretzel?"

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ered%20pretzel

    From UD:

    chocolate covered pretzel:
    When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.
    So after that I can categorically state: No. No I don't.

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