1: Try to wrap your heads around this: the Master System hit shelves in 1986 and it never came off them. That's right, you can buy a 28 year old console brand new.
... In Brazil.
See, the Sega systems got really popular in Brazil, so a local company called Tectoy was licensed to keep on producing them long after Sega discontinued them. It's not just the Master System - Tectoy also produces new Genesis consoles. Turns out they've really tapped a budget/ nostalgia market and both systems get de-makes of recent games like FIFA '08 or SimCity (and a 16 bit Guitar Hero). Granted, these entries are a little debatable because the consoles come pre-loaded with games and they are different from the originals. Because of this ethical cesspit, we're not including the Genesis on the list (which would have been #2 at 26 years).
And while it isn't exactly the same console we know and love, isn't it a little heartwarming to think that you could play Sonic or Phantasy Star on a brand new Sega?