General Gamers, PC Fanbois, XBOX, PS3, MMO, Forum Troller and Flamer all go out to a night club:
General Gamer John: You want a shooter?
General Gamer Pete: Epic dude, 10 points.
PC Fanboi Mactavish: Dude, I’m the best at shooters, I’ll drink you under the table, untouchable!
Xbox McQueen: I bet you can’t do it like me, with one hand behind my back!
PS3 Pheobee: You guys are Ghei, I drink it straight from the bottle
MMO Ernest: Calm down guys, let’s all do it together, make sure we toast the hot chicks, it’s the closest we’re prolly gonna get to em all night.
Troll Martin: Sweet another shooter, I just had one with those chicks over there, the DJ asked me to get him a brandy and coke, you think I should have another beer? Who’s got my smokes, hey, John’s driving us isn’t he? You guys scored any babes yet? Oh crap, I think I dropped my wallet, no wait it’s right here. Who’s paying for this round, didn’t I get the last one? Hold on, are we having tequila, you know tequila makes me bounce around, we should go dance, I bet you can score some chicks if we go all go dance like right now, damn I need a smoke, anyone want to come outside for a smoke? When are the shooters coming? Did you buy one for the DJ? The DJ is playing good music isn’t he? We should go dance with those chicks I had a shooter with. . .. .
Flamer George: SHUT THE *F* UP, you’re all lame, why did you bother even coming out, you ALL shoulda stayed at home and played with yer joysticks you *F*n retards!
