Gamer Stereotypes

[OmegaFenix]

I am so going to use both of you for this project.

[Slipperyduck]

Classic thread, gonna think of some "zamples" then post.

[Slipperyduck]

General Gamers, PC Fanbois, XBOX, PS3, MMO, Forum Troller and Flamer all go out to a night club:

General Gamer John: You want a shooter?

General Gamer Pete: Epic dude, 10 points.

PC Fanboi Mactavish: Dude, I’m the best at shooters, I’ll drink you under the table, untouchable!

Xbox McQueen: I bet you can’t do it like me, with one hand behind my back!

PS3 Pheobee: You guys are Ghei, I drink it straight from the bottle

MMO Ernest: Calm down guys, let’s all do it together, make sure we toast the hot chicks, it’s the closest we’re prolly gonna get to em all night.

Troll Martin: Sweet another shooter, I just had one with those chicks over there, the DJ asked me to get him a brandy and coke, you think I should have another beer? Who’s got my smokes, hey, John’s driving us isn’t he? You guys scored any babes yet? Oh crap, I think I dropped my wallet, no wait it’s right here. Who’s paying for this round, didn’t I get the last one? Hold on, are we having tequila, you know tequila makes me bounce around, we should go dance, I bet you can score some chicks if we go all go dance like right now, damn I need a smoke, anyone want to come outside for a smoke? When are the shooters coming? Did you buy one for the DJ? The DJ is playing good music isn’t he? We should go dance with those chicks I had a shooter with. . .. .

Flamer George: SHUT THE *F* UP, you’re all lame, why did you bother even coming out, you ALL shoulda stayed at home and played with yer joysticks you *F*n retards!

[_Caboose_]

General Gamers, PC Fanbois, XBOX, PS3, MMO, Forum Troller and Flamer all go out to a night club:

General Gamer John: You want a shooter?
General Gamer Pete: Epic dude, 10 points.
PC Fanboi Mactavish: Dude, I’m the best at shooters, I’ll drink you under the table, untouchable!

Xbox McQueen: I bet you can’t do it like me, with one hand behind my back!
PS3 Pheobee: You guys are Ghei, I drink it straight from the bottle
MMO Ernest: Calm down guys, let’s all do it together, make sure we toast the hot chicks, it’s the closest we’re prolly gonna get to em all night.

Troll Martin: Sweet another shooter, I just had one with those chicks over there, the DJ asked me to get him a brandy and coke, you think I should have another beer? Who’s got my smokes, hey, John’s driving us isn’t he? You guys scored any babes yet? Oh crap, I think I dropped my wallet, no wait it’s right here. Who’s paying for this round, didn’t I get the last one? Hold on, are we having tequila, you know tequila makes me bounce around, we should go dance, I bet you can score some chicks if we go all go dance like right now, damn I need a smoke, anyone want to come outside for a smoke? When are the shooters coming? Did you buy one for the DJ? The DJ is playing good music isn’t he? We should go dance with those chicks I had a shooter with. . .. .

Flamer George: SHUT THE *F* UP, you’re all lame, why did you bother even coming out, you ALL shoulda stayed at home and played with yer joysticks you *F*n retards!

Now that is full of win

[pcfourie]

PC Fanbois:
"Mouse Support is Everything, literally, if you don't use a mouse, you aren't gaming !"

Xbox Fanbois:
"Nothing compares to the XBOx, NOTHING, its a complete departure from PC's and all the antiquated concepts surrounding PC gaming.
What's that? Yes, our Controllers and Console operating system are both designed by Microsoft and yes our console can hook up to our Windows powered PC's, whats your point?"

PS3 Fanbois:
"PFFFT !, the Sony is the only gaming console worth getting, we have Blu Ray, which nothing else has, well unless you count PC's and Dedicated Blu Ray players, AND we have Oodles of Exclusive games, oh no , wait, actually we don't"

MMO Gamers
"Hey, did you guys see that Level 76 Fire Elf?!
I think she likes me, I can tell y'know"

Trolls
"Speaking of Fire Elves, did you see the article on randomwebsiteforgaming?
Here's a link:
www.randomwebsiteforgamers.com
Its almost like that article on, hold on let me get the link.
www.anotherrandomwebsiteforgamers.com
But that reminds me, does anyone have a link for that post from that one guy about the thing , he posted it that one time after the other event?
The only link I don't sem to have is one for a search engine >.<"

Flamers.
"All of you are retarded"

PC Fanbois always carry a spare mouse in their backpacks, in case a zombie tries to attack them at the Quickie Mart.
Xbox Fanbois always talk about their latest Xbox Live achievement and will swear blindly that the best game ever is Gears of War
PS3 Fanbois generally feel superior to all other gamers , primarily because they know that for the price of their console, a lifetime of justification is needed.
MMO Gamers always have a pair of dice on them for those critical saving throws.
Trolls hate saving throws
Flamers think that trolls are stupid

I love my Xbox,,,but HATE GOW its overrated and the gameplay is to short. imho it crap

[tpex]

Gamers in General

PC Fanbois: PC rules all, Its the beginning and the end, How can you play A FPS without a mouse? Consoles are for idiot and jocks

Xbox Fanboi: Xbox rules! we have more games! Gears of war is the best FPS ever!

PS3 Faboi: I can play bluray.......

MMO Gamers: So now I'm playing a lvl 80 Blood mage, This buff and that buff and I got this hood with +2 CHAR and +1 MANA........... BLAH BLAh BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Trolls: Piracy is bad but I've got no facts to back me up so I will just state the same fact over and over again......

Flamers: YOU FUSKING N00B! YOU DON'T FUSKING KNOW FUSKING ANYTHING!

[pcfourie]

Gamers in General

PC Fanbois: PC rules all, Its the beginning and the end, How can you play A FPS without a mouse? Consoles are for idiot and jocks

Xbox Fanboi: Xbox rules! we have more games! Gears of war is the best FPS ever!

PS3 Faboi: I can play bluray.......

MMO Gamers: So now I'm playing a lvl 80 Blood mage, This buff and that buff and I got this hood with +2 CHAR and +1 MANA........... BLAH BLAh BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Trolls: Piracy is bad but I've got no facts to back me up so I will just state the same fact over and over again......

Flamers: YOU FUSKING N00B! YOU DON'T FUSKING KNOW FUSKING ANYTHING!

NO not all xbox fanboi's loves GOW

[tpex]

NO not all xbox fanboi's loves GOW

LOL almost all, your the 1st one I've talked to who doesn't

[Azimuth]

If you're trying to stereotype Xbox gamers, Halo is the obvious franchise. :/

[tpex]

If you're trying to stereotype Xbox gamers, Halo is the obvious franchise. :/

To me it seemed GOW replaced Halo,

Please can we have your input on the OP?

(Seriously, not joking)