Quote Originally Posted by Graal View Post
The first movie was like diarrhea. Except instead of flowing out of something it was flowing into something. And instead of my anus it was my eyes.
That's a little rough. While I don't think it was what a hitman movie has the potential to become, it wasn't a TERRIBLE movie.

I had a look at the 2014 thread when it was announced....am I the only one here who thinks Jason Statham would be a TERRIBLE TERRIBLE hitman. Everyone goes on about how he fits the role. REALLY? coz he's always been known as the kind of guy who can silently move into a building, make everyone in the building believe he's meant to be there, and then just walk away before they realise the dude they're protecting hasn't come out of the bathroom for like 45 minutes...Maybe they didn't see him at his height of 4"3 :P

I'm sorry, Jason Statham would make a good hitman in a BAD hitman adaptation. May as well just call it Transporter 4 :P

The glimpse of disguise wearing in the trailer leaves me with hope that they put 100% of the action in the trailer, just for the sake of the trailer and the rest is just nice tension (something you can't really convey in a 60 second snippet). Hopefully (as everyone who's ever played hitman would agree with), the action scenes are just a result of stealth failing and this hitman not having any saves left