Funny Jokes, Pics & Vids

[sweet]

An unemployed mechanic decides to open a clinic to make money.
The sign outside the clinic wrote "we cure everything for 50 pounds, if not cured we return you 100 pounds".
A doctor thought it was a good chance to earn 100 pounds so he goes in.

Doctor (as patient) - "Doctor I have lost my sense of taste".
Mechanic (as doctor) - "Nurse please bring potion no 22 and give this patient a spoonful"
The doctor-patient almost vomits, spits the potion and says "that's no medicine - it's machine oil".
Mechanic-doctor - "Congratulations, your sense of taste has returned, 50 pounds please".

The doctor pays up and leaves most displeased but a few days later he decides to try again to get his money back.

Doctor-patient - "Doctor I have lost my memory, I can't remember a thing, please help me".
Mechanic-doctor - "Nurse please bring potion no 22 and give this patient a spoonful"
Doctor-patient - "Hey, potion 22 is the machine oil, it's not a medicine".
Mechanic-doctor - "Congratulations, your memory has returned, that 'll be 50 pounds".

The doctor leaves the premises again in a state of fury but in a couple of days he decides to go again and have the last word:

Doctor-patient - "Doctor my vision is impaired, I cannot see".
Mechanic-doctor - "I am very sorry sir, I 'm afraid I can't cure this, but take these 100 pounds"
Doctor-patient - "But this is a 50 pound note you are giving me".
Mechanic-doctor - "Congratulations my friend, your sight too has returned, give me 50 pounds please".

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[Hagan]

Not to be a stick in the mud, but we have threads dedicated to the 3 subject matters of this thread.

[sweet]

Which one is the funny pic thread..."image of the day"? There should be a single thread for these stuff. Anyway requesting mods to delete this one if needed.

[Hagan]

Which one is the funny pic thread..."image of the day"? There should be a single thread for these stuff. Anyway requesting mods to delete this one if needed.

Apologies. I reread the title and noticed my mistake.

[sweet]

It happens mate, no problemo

[Wyvern]

What Hagan ment is that we use the image of the day for funny pics and any kind of images. We use the video of the day for the same reason.

[Wenzdayz]

perhaps just change your threads title. there is already a Jokes Thread

[sweet]

[Hagan]

What Hagan ment is that we use the image of the day for funny pics and any kind of images. We use the video of the day for the same reason.

This is exactly what I meant, but I did not want to sound like I'm down-running this thread.