The “Uncanny Valley” of Digital Cleavage Uncovered
Here at The Cult of The Evil Dead Gamer we pride ourselves on delivering good wholesome family entertainment for everyone. With cerebral thought provoking blog posts about anime and everything in-between, and we would never resort to posting a nice pair of digital jubblies to get more visitors to the my blog…..Okay who are we kidding here anyway. It seems that most game developers have reached the uncanny valley with games becoming more and more realistic everyday, pushing the bounders of graphical limits and realism each time they release a new game. But it seems the developers have reached one major hurdle in the quest for the uncanny valley and realism, and that would the breasts. Yes that is right breast physics in games; more often than not these take on a life of their own and forgo the natural law of physics.
A good example of this would be Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2 with breasts that ignore the law of natural physics and take on a life of their own, this game has reached cult status due to their legendary physic defying bounce. But having said that on very rare occasions there are games that do get it right like Devil May Cry 4, with just the right amount of cleavage, bounce and jiggle to make any gamer geek like myself drool with geeky joy. While playing Ninja Gaiden 2 yesterday, I also noticed that Team Ninja’s groundbreaking ‘bouncy breast’ technology has been successfully transferred from Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2 to Ninja Gaiden 2. As the lead female character in Ninja Gaiden 2 “Sonja” also sports a pair of physic defying breasts. Hopefully not too far into the future game developers will eventually get it right, but until such time I can only yearn for a perfect pair of digital jubblies.
Go look in the mirror mr.leather-strap). Or a mix of both (Leisure Suit Larry)