I wish I had the text based versions of larry.
I wish I had the text based versions of larry.
The singularity is about to explode! Weapons are at maximum.
POSTAL2: If you are ever on fire, just whip it out and piss upwards.
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MW2: a riot shield can stop a sniper round but cant stop a throwing knife!
Far Cry 2 : Driving a bakkie off a cliff doesn't only NOT kill you, it actually improves your aim.
Far Cry 2 : Animals are terrified of people, but aren't bothered by screaming tyres and mounted machine guns.
The Saboteur : Climbing all over buildings with a gun in broad daylight only attracts mild interest, while bumping into someone by accident causes all hell to break loose.
Tony Hawks Pro Skater taught me that you can fall down 5 stories and miss a ramp, mildly grazing your legs, and still managing to keep skating.
Doom taught me that Keycards are only manufactured in primary colors.
Mortal Kombat told me that you know when you have won a fight when your opponent stands still, waiting for you to decapitate him.
Last but not least: Many, if not all, problems can be solved with a Holy Hand Grenade.
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One thing I DID learn from a game and applied to real life was from Leisure Suit Larry... I learnt to hide extra cash inside a secret compartment in my wallet. It's helped me on a few occasions as well. True story.
Mappy: Excessive jumping will break trampolines.
Contra: It's ok to steal your friend's medallions, the important thing is that you're alive.
Mario: Certain mushrooms are in fact deadly.
Chip&Dale Rescue rangers: If you tip your friend upside down and hold him above your head, he will become paralyzed until you put him back down.
Resident Evil 5 : Eating eggs raw will heal you.
Fable 2: You can own the entire town and still be poor
Prince Of Persia: As long as you got a hot chick with you you can jump off cliffs and ledges she will save you.
Modern Warfare: You can shoot through a solid brick wall on the other side of a city and still shoot a guy in the head.
GTA: Once you get away from the cops they wont hunt you till they see you again.
Dota / HoN : As soon as your home is destroyed you die (For real this time)
Metal Gear Solid 3: All blond men are gay.
The singularity is about to explode! Weapons are at maximum.
Playing cod4 at LAN: if its quite... always look behind you (in game) damn knifers!
If your enemy has a black team member with a Scottish accent, never be the first to run through that door.
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