
Originally Posted by
Sockmonkey
1. Do you eat most of your meals while at the computer or in front of the
television?
4. Do you make a nervous habit out of refreshing your inbox over and over,
just in case someone emailed you in the last 45 seconds?
5. Can you not remember the last time you didn't check online reviews
before eating at a new restaurant?
9. Are there more than two portable electronic devices within reach right
now?
10. If your house were on fire, would you run in to rescue your laptop?
11. Are you closer with some online-only friends than people you actually
see in real life?
12. Are you pretty sure you'd have killed yourself if you lived in the days
before Internet?
13. Do you buy things online that you could easily drive across town to get
in person?
15. Are you a member of any sort of online "guild?"
16. Do you answer questions in support forums when you're bored?
18. Do you own 3 or more video gaming systems? (Oh come on, portables
count.)
19. Do you have multiple t-shirts with references to Internet memes, linux,
or webcomics? ONLY 1 SHIRT THOUGH...
20. Do you know what the word "meme" means, for that matter?
21. Has your significant other (or mom, if applicable) ever banned you from
your smartphone?
22. Do you spend more time on Facebook than you do in the presence of
actual people? SOME DAYS YES
24. Do you have 3 or more active social media accounts?
25. When something happens in your life, is your first thought usually "How
can I fit this into 140 characters?" SOMETIMES
26. Do you need multiple wall outlets to charge all your stuff at night?
28. Do you generally spend most of your day looking at a computer screen
and then go home... only to look at a computer screen for the rest of the
night?
29. Have phrases like "BRB" and "ROFL" worked their way into your real
vocabulary?
30. Do you often skip meals because you've lost track of time in front of
the computer?
31. Do you call people by their screen names when you see them in real
life?
32. Do you have more than five tabs open in your browser right now?
33. Are there more than three screens of some kind in the room you're in
right now?
34. Are there more computers in your house than there are people?LOL YES 2
36. Do you put your phone on vibrate at the movie theater rather than turn
it off, even though you're not expecting anything important?
37. Have you ever turned down a romantic encounter in order to play video
games?
40. Do you ever leave your laptop open in social settings, even though you
aren't actually doing anything on it?
41. Have you ever had a dream where you were surfing the Internet?
42. Can you type text messages faster than you can handwrite the same
words?
44. Would you classify yourself as an "expert" multitasker?
45. Can you read machine code?
47. Do you have carpal tunnel syndrome?
50. Did you make it all the way to the end of this quiz?
Scores:
30-39: Pothead - You're addicted, but you have no desire to quit. There's a
box of Ho Hos on the desk, and you had to brush Cheeto dust off the
keyboard to log into your computer, which you keep password protected with
heavy encryption. You hurried through this quiz because your guild is
waiting for you in the other window. You really should consider counseling.