They forgot to add another type of gamer girlfriend.
The fake-gamer girlfriend.
This girlfriend should actually be shot and hanged at sight. Nothing is more horrific and cruel than this particular breed of gamer girlfriend. The fake-gamer girlfriend gains a gamer's trust be acting like gaming is just as important to her than what it is to you. She will listen when you talk about games and even try and make up some advice to give to you in an attempt to fool you further into believing that she actually understands and knows you.
The initial phase of the fake-gamer girlfriend can be a very pleasant one. She does not argue with you over your game-playing ways and often leaves you to play games as much as you like. Some of these fake-gamer girlfriends have become masters of the deceptive arts and will even bring you snacks and drinks while you're playing games!
But as the age old saying goes, if it's too good to be true, it never is.
Things will inevitably change with this type of girlfriend. It's just a matter of time. The main objective of this type of girlfriend is to find gamers, attach to them and ultimately destroy them. This is a very scary and diabolical scheme and has 2 possible outcomes.
Outcome 1:
The fake-gamer girlfriend will stay at your side, let you play games to you hearts content for a very long time. However, there comes a dramatic change to her outlook on your relationship when she realizes that you actually DO like playing games and nothing will ever change that. This change in affection can happen overnight, you have NO idea when it will happen but you can be assured that it will end in disaster. It will usually end up with her leaving you abruptly and moving on. A relationship built over years could end in 1 day because you, the gamer, outlasted the fake-gamer girlfriend. Congrats.
Outcome 2:
Some of the real Yodas of this deceptive art can even outlast the most avid of gamers. The worst case scenario is for a gamer to fall prey to the marriage trap setup by these "too good to be true" companions. But be warned, once you've put a ring on that tentacle, it's OVER. Not the relationship mind you, but your gaming life as a whole. Many gaming men have fallen because of this. The mythical ring which not even the deepest darkest hole of Mordor dares to think about can change your snack-carrying gamer girlfriend into a man-eating, game-destroying, cold-hearted beast. The worst part of this situation is, it's too late, and getting out of this relationship will cost you so much that you'll need to sell all your consoles and games anyways. Score 1 to the fake-gamer girlfriend.
