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    A Detroit man was killed when he was ejected through the sunroof of his car while driving along the highway with his pants down and allegedly masturbating to porn on his cell phone, the Daily Mail reported.

    Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was killed instantly when his car rolled near the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75.

    As well as not wearing any pants, Jones was also allegedly not wearing his seat belt.

    The Daily Mail reported that Jones lost control of the car because he was allegedly distracted and was unable to prevent the car from spinning - because he did not have both hands firmly on the wheel.

    According to the Detroit News, Jones died at the scene of the accident.

    Lieutenant Mike Shaw said the incident was one of the strangest he has dealt in his career, the Daily Mail said.

    "We see people putting on makeup, we see people doing different things as far as hygiene, as far as reading books, it's almost to the fact there's so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they're doing other than driving their cars."

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    That's one way to "eject"



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    Quote Originally Posted by BeoTeK View Post
    That's one way to "eject"


    Aw! You "beat" me to it


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    This made me laugh, well, not at his death, but a friend and I were talking about transport, he jokingly said he must travel by car to masturbate as they frown upon it on the Gautrain. Just shared this with him....lol

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    Obviously he needed a bit of release. Pity he couldn't wait until he got home though.

    We had a classmate in std9 who had a bit of a session during English period. The whole time he was eyeing the student teacher in front and not noticing the Teacher sneaking up behind him.

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