LMAO dude.......EPIC.Originally Posted by SephirothDVR
At one of my Rugby games, the final whistle blew and we had a penalty. Being the captain I took the ball and kicked it out, ending the game, thinking we won...
Then I realised I'm the only player in my team celebrating...
I'll share one. During the first year of dating my now fiance, we went to the local panarotti's in PTA to perform a sacred ritual amongst students. I was not studying at tukkies (went straight to work) but she was a student at tukkies and took along some friends as well. The tradition is to lie and tell the waiters that it's someone's birthday. They would then later ask you to stand on a chair and the waiters would sing "happy birthday" to you in front of everyone and then make up a name for you at the "dear....<insert name>" part of the song.
So obviously, I was the one nominated to have a "birthday" that night and when the moment came for me to stand on the chair to get my free ice-cream and sacred nickname I was quick to rise to the occasion.
Later I found out that during the course of the meal, having had too much pizza, I unbuttoned and inzipped my denim pants to get more "man room". As I stood proudly on the chair, I noticed the lady waitresses kept laughing....I didn't find out WHY until we walked out of the restaurant. Oh, and my name was "muffin"
p.s I have an older brother (12 years older than me), so he put me through a LOT. I have a ton of stories like these lol.
