There was this one time at my first job as a professional grocery bagger that I will never forger. I was coming into work and was passing a friend who was pushing out a cart full of groceries for an elderly lady. My pal greeted my with an ultracool whasssup accompanied with a nod and a fingerpoint. Little did my friend realize that the lady was kneeling down in front of him to pick up a lucky penny from the floor. He ultimatly rammed her ass and nearly broke her ankle. I laughed my ass off. Luckily, he never got fired.
