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    What Video Games Teach Men About Sex
    Did you know that if a woman repeats herself three times, you have to go gain more experience before hitting on her again? GamesRadar takes a tongue-in-cheek look at the carnal lessons males learn through gaming.

    It's called "The Three Strikes Law," and it's common throughout most early Japanese role-playing games. It's completely ridiculous, but in a bizarro world where men only have video games to tell them about wooing the opposite sex, I can see it being quickly adopted by women to help stave off unwanted advances. Heck, it could even work to their favor.

    Man: "Hey there, baby."
    Woman: "If only I had a sack full of diamonds..."
    Man: "Do you want to get it on or what?"
    Woman: "If only I had a sack full of diamonds..."
    Man: "You want me to bring you a sack full of diamonds?"
    Woman: "If only I had a sack full of diamonds..."
    Man: BRB

    Later games introduced complicated branching dialog trees that might lead a man to assuming that "women like to talk a lot before having sex."

    Of course it's not the amount of words you say, but how emotionally engaging your responses are. Just ask BioWare.

    Other helpful tips gleaned through gaming include the fact that barmaids really love a guy who kills cellar rats, freeing girls from chains is generally a sure way to get in the pants she might have been wearing before she got chained up, and the fact that despite the instant availability of items just below the soil, you probably shouldn't use contraceptive devices you dig out of the ground.

    Sound advice if I ever heard it.

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    What Video Games Teach Men About Sex? Absolutely zilch that could be applied to real life. And thats what makes sex games so great. They are all completely ridiculous, good for a nice fap followed by an even better laugh after wards.

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    I would also say nothing at all, because games that do have a lot of sex are probably made by men who probably don't know that much about sex to give advice on it.

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    The ONLY thing that games teach men (and women) about sex is that it's apparently "okay" to have premarital sex. Once again, signs of civilization going BACKWARDS.
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    But it's with Aliens... I mean blue alien sexy time is fun no :-D
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    Who cares. If anybody is using games to improve either their sex life or chances of a shag, well, need I really say more? That's almost as sad as saying you watch porn to pick up tips.

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    If she says no, try try try again.

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    Perseverance is the key
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