Let me transcribe my thought process at the time:
Dum de dum,
well this isn't very scary,
Oh look! Physics, I can throw chairs around like a removal man who has stopped giving a shit
Doors suddenly blowing open in the wind? Yawn-arama, guess I'll just go look around upstairs and might as well play Halo: Reach for a bit.
Nope nothing much up here either I'll just go back and..... wow....what was that thing I just glimpsed running down a hallway?
I don't know, but it looks cross about something so I think I'll go down this other hallway instead.
Oh, it's blocked... guess I'll turn around and WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!!! WAH!!! RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNR!!! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO MESS YOUR CHAIRS UP!!!!! OH PISSING BLIMEY THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!!!!!!
:wtf: 
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