"This game is really good. You can play it nicely and it makes the nice thing. When you are playing it nicely you go through the stages and then you progress. You can save your game if you want to. If you do not save, you switch off your console and then when you return your game will not be saved. That is bad. That means you have to start again from the beginning, and then you will probably get bored playing through the same parts again and again. Also, the sound is good. There are some nice sound effects that make nice things in your ears. I say this because sound plays a particularly important part in this game which would otherwise be relegated to the bargain bins were it not for the noteworthy sound design. Every attempt has been made by the designers, it would seem, to pander towards their core audience. However, the flip-side of the angle the developers have taken results in a somewhat steep learning curve for players new to the series. One would have assumed with their strong back-catalogue of fun and fancy-free titles that a game as deserving of as much attention as 'Piece of Cheese of my Knees' would have had the option of playing through as beginner or as a veteran. As such I cannot stop from cringing at the thought of parents playing through this game and then uttering "I like to eat the pieces of the cheese please" only to be obliterated by more experienced NPCs.
I'm giving this game an A+.
Congratulations designers, you have created a work of art. Its a title I'll be returning to again and again over the months to come. All of us here at The Gamer are pleasantly surprised to discover a title that's as enjoyable as it is ridiculous. We'll leave our readers with one more tasty tidbit: "If I can like to eating the pieces of the cheese please can I likes to eat them cheese please man please."
That's some mighty fine writing talent you've got there. Expert use of the many different forms of the word "nice". Unfortunately much of your word artistry will go unnoticed, as I suspect your target market might have trouble understanding words like "play", "such", "game" and "eat".
Would you mind telling us the name of the game you so eloquently reviewed?
