You can't access the internet. And it doesn't have a camera or games you can play.
In fact, this new mobile phone doesn't even let you send text messages.
The designers of 'John's Phone' have created a device that has only one function: it lets you make calls.
Hailed as the world's simplest phone, it is designed to be a tongue-in-cheek 'basic backlash' by targeting users who do not want the flashy features of next-generation models.
Basic: Hailed as the world's simplest mobile, 'John's Phone' only makes calls
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN: iPHONE v JOHN'S PHONE
iPhone: Make calls, send texts, email, web browsing, access to apps galore, watch tv/film, download music, camera/video function, tweet, GPS navigation, play games.
John's Phone: Make calls.
Dubbed the 'anti iPhone', the £67 device with a brightly coloured facade and big buttons resembles a toy.
The phone's Dutch makers, advertising agency John Doe, are hoping it will be a hit with technophobes and children buying their first phone.
The manual is only one page long and, unlike its battery-hungry smartphone counterparts, the makers of 'John's Phone' claim that a single charge will provide users with three weeks' battery life.
Even the phone's 'built-in' address book is old-fashioned - concealed behind a flap at the rear of the phone, it's a physical pen-and-paper notepad used to store your contacts.
Throwback: John's Phone, left, is seen as an antidote to feature-packed devices such as Apple's iPhone 4
For those in a rush, the device does have the ability to record ten speed dial numbers.
The phone's designers wanted the phone to have 'no frills and no unnecessary features such as a camera, text messaging and an endless number of ringtones'.
JOHN'S SPECS
Weight: 95g
Size: 105mm x 60mm x 15mm
Network: Quad band
Ringtones: Just one but with 3 volume settings
Battery: 1200 mAh
Standby time: 3 weeks-plus
Designer Diedriekje Bok said: 'At a time when there is an abundance of choices and oppressive channels, we wanted to develop a simple gadget.
'It is also a useful phone while travelling, exercising or weekend sailing.
'You always reach for your close family and friends, so John's Phone is for when the rest of the world does not matter.'
It remains to be seen whether all mobile phone users will be rushing to swap their hi-tech phones for this new, pared-down model just yet.
Customer Ben Reed, 24, from Preston, said 'I think it looks quite cool. The design is stylish and I like the simplicity of it.
'But I don't know if I could use it instead of my current phone. I rely on it to coordinate my social life, keep an eye on my work e-mails and to follow news updates online.
'I can see how this phone might be good for old people or very young kids, though.'
Simple: Even the phone's 'built-in' address book is old-fashioned. Concealed behind a flap at the rear of the phone, it's a physical pen-and-paper notepad used to store your contacts
Simple Technology for those not so Tech savvy
Originally Posted by ShadowFox
I would sell them here for like R100 a pop 
