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Classic!!Im still laughing,lmaoOriginally Posted by starscr34m
WHY I hate visiting rich people
Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo,
chocolate, or coffee?" >
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green
tea, joko tea, five roses ?"
Answer: " Ceylon tea please"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White please"
Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "Milk please "
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer: "Cow milk please."
Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."
Question: " Warm or cold?"
Answer: "Warm please."
Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"
Answer: "Umm .. I'll rather take it black please."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar please."
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead
please."
Question: "Mineral or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured?"
Answer: "Hey mann! Just get me water from the river.. I don't wanna
know which river, and stop asking me too many questions
a joke told my trainer.....
what 3 two letter words mean small?
is it in?
surprised the host didn't get punched
Apple's version of the portal gun. The iDoor.
The singularity is about to explode! Weapons are at maximum.
Lol +1 and scare thing is they would sell millions
Jewish Christmas
The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: "What do you do at Christmas time?
Patrick addressed the class: "Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited, we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys.
"Very nice Patrick," she said. "Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas?"
Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to church with Mom and Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.
Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, "Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"
Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year...Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce; then we drive to Dad's toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves...And begin to sing: “What A Friend We Have in Jesus”. Then we all go to the Bahamas."
TIK Addict says : The best thing about being a tik addict? ...............Only 3 sleeps till Christmas!!!!
.... wow....
Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Jimmi Hendrix, Ian Curtis, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all died at 27. Justin Bieber turns 27 in 2021. Just be patient.
