the JOKE thread

[GamingGOONER]

Lmao @weasley...nice one!!

[GamingGOONER]

Mr. Bean's letter to Bill Gates :::
sir i have few questions to ask
1) The keyboard alphabet is not in
order. when wil u release the correct
version
2) There is Start button but nothing
called stop
3) we learnt MS-Word,when wil u
release MS-Sentence
4) There is Recycle Bin but nothing
called Rescooter Bin
Finally 1 personal question
why r u selling window even though
ur name is Gates ??

[ZAP_Tech]

Here is a joke i just heard...

Two men were sitting in a bar, they were chatting and the waitress overheard and asked them what they are talking about. The men said we were going to kill 14,000 liverpool supporters and a donkey.

The waitress says " A donkey?"

The other man tells his friend that i told you nobody cares about Liverpool supporters..

(P.S. I am not a soccer supporter but i found this funny)

[Duke Dude]

1.Two lesbian neighbors next door asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex, it was really nice of them but I think they misunderstood when I said i wanna watch....

2. My girlfriend said she want something long, hard and would make her moan so I gave her a mop and told her to wash the floor.

[ViperGTI]

My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"

Being the nice guy I am, I thought, "Screw it, I'll treat her."

So we walked past it again.

[Nihilim]

Jimmy Carr joke but its been stuck in head for days.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading?

Telling your parents your gay.

[PlainStack]

Hope this is the right thread because this is funny as hell!

[Wenzdayz]

How do you say Boom Boom Boom lets go do it in my room in Brakpan?


you say Sakkie sakkie lets go do it in my bakkie!

[sycogrim]

This is funny but not safe to post here

http://pastebin.com/hVbevjKp

[Ghost02]

This is funny but not safe to post here

http://pastebin.com/hVbevjKp

Wow, thats bad hahahaha