Not sure if this one has been done...
An electron walks into a bar, ''how much for drink'', to which the bartender replys, '' for you sir, no charge.''
Not sure if this one has been done...
An electron walks into a bar, ''how much for drink'', to which the bartender replys, '' for you sir, no charge.''
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To escape North Korea's long-range missiles.
Forget the jokes, sometimes quotes are funny as hell...
"I have nothing left to live for except the joy of suicide" - Dominion Tank Police
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" - IT Crowd
"Welcome. My name is Peter. People call me John" - John the Baptist
"Thank you Vishnu for introducing me to Christ" - Life of Pi
I sometimes have a truly awesome giggle at some of the funny stuff people say in movies.Those are some of my favorite (family friendly) quotes
That and a signature I saw on another forum:
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who read binary and those who don't"
Actually it's there are 2 kinds of people in this world... One who read's binary and the other that uses a binary translatorOriginally Posted by DrDude
Forget the jokes, sometimes quotes are funny as hell...
"I have nothing left to live for except the joy of suicide" - Dominion Tank Police
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" - IT Crowd
"Welcome. My name is Peter. People call me John" - John the Baptist
"Thank you Vishnu for introducing me to Christ" - Life of Pi
I sometimes have a truly awesome giggle at some of the funny stuff people say in movies.
That and a signature I saw on another forum:
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who read binary and those who don't"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
That was actually from the old A+ Study material
Die vlermuis kom ingevlieg by die grot met vars bloed op sy mond.
Die ander vlermuise gaan mal, want hulle wil ook daarvan he.
Na 'n lang gesukkel vlieg hulle almal hom agterna en kom te lande voor 'n groot boom...
"Sien julle hierdie boom?"
"JA, JA" skree die honger vlermuise!
"Wel goed vir julle, want ek [email protected] het nie!!!!
My grasp of this is shockingly goodDie vlermuis kom ingevlieg by die grot met vars bloed op sy mond.
Die ander vlermuise gaan mal, want hulle wil ook daarvan he.
Na 'n lang gesukkel vlieg hulle almal hom agterna en kom te lande voor 'n groot boom...
"Sien julle hierdie boom?"
"JA, JA" skree die honger vlermuise!
"Wel goed vir julle, want ek [email protected] het nie!!!!
, didn't double take once
Man kom dronk by die huis. Vrou slaap oopmond in die bed. Hy gooi twee
panados in haar mond. Sy verstik haar amper dood.
Vrou...wat het jy in my mond gegooi?!
Man...twee panados...
Vrou...ek het dan nie hoofpyn nie.
Man...Dis wat ek wil hoor mamma. Dis wat ek wil hoor!
Lmao hahaahaha brilliant
