the JOKE thread

[Oculate]

u can add mah vote too

/votes for whoever syco is voting for

wait, why are we voting

[sycogrim]

/votes for whoever syco is voting for

wait, why are we voting

that Wizdumb gets his custom title now as Court Jester

[Wenzdayz]

I vote for Wizdumb too! He deserves one as it will take him far too long to reach it by himself (also NOOOOO he cant get a custom title before me!!!!! ).

[Wenzdayz]

looooooooooool

[Wenzdayz]

lol jip i remember.

[Weasley]

Derailed thread can we get new joke please any1

[Wenzdayz]

Hahahahhahahahahahaha

[Cybs]

Ok i know it's abit touchy....but your choice to read them or not....the MJ jokes are out in full force already

whats the difference between mj & alex ferguson ?
at least ferguson will be playing giggs in august


apparently michael jackson is not going to be buried. He is going to be melted down and made into toys. So the kids can play with him for a change


the coroner is having a hard time pinning down the cause of death .. doesnt know whether to blame the stars death on the sunshine, moonlight, good times .... or the boogie


LAPD raided Neverland last nigth . they found class A drugs in the kitchen , class A in the living room & class 4C in the bedroom

Confirmation of Michael Jackson's death have just come thru - he died of food poisoning
: apparentyl he ate 12yr old nuts


: farah fawcett reaches the pearly gates, and god says do you have any last wishes, she says yes i just want my children to be safe.....so god killed michael


jacko died of a heart attack this morning after he discovered that boyz II men was a band,not a delivery service

Apparently McDonalds are doing a Michael Jackson commemorative burger.......a 50 year old piece of meat between two 5 year old buns.

mj hasn't been so stiff since macauley culkin stayed over


Michael Jackson's body is not to be cremated or buried. It's to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

Check for Michael Jackson's pulse. Can you feel it? Can you feel it? CAN YOU FEEL IT?"

[wizdumb]

cybs, oi........

@ dixie : good job as my campaign manager. now just get some pins made, and i'll surely win

anyways back to the topic

An Afrikaner guy, an Aussie, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting
in a train.
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The old woman, beautiful girl and the Afrikaner guy are sitting there
looking perplexed. The Aussie is bent over holding his face, which is red
from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking: "That Aussie must have tried to kiss that girl
and got slapped."
The Aussie is thinking: "Damn it, that Afrikaner guy must have tried to kiss
the beautiful girl. She thought it was me and slapped me instead."
The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Aussie must have moved to kiss me, but
kissed the old lady instead and got slapped."
The Afrikaner guy is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and m0er that Aussie again!"

[wizdumb]

hehehe

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he
accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin'
da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.

Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da
fingers? Lord Tunderin', it's
2009! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of
incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and
made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'

And Paddy said, ' How da foock was I 'spose to pick
them up !!!