Are we running out of jokes that we have to resort to this?Originally Posted by Shamrock
Are we running out of jokes that we have to resort to this?
lol it would seem so, ill tell Wizdumb to get his cute ass in gear and post some decent jokes....
Hello WinzEveryDayz.
Yeh u better considering hes ur BF dammit!!!!!
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Yeah well hes been just as busy with his new job......
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And that would be what? Satisfying you?
Hardy Har Har!!!*comment withheld to protect the innocent
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Since it's been a slow week for jokes here's two I made up just now that my contain a tinge of bad taste.
If Caster has the operation to remove her undescended testes would we then call her Castrate Simenya?
When it was announced that Caster had male and female reproductive organs, why didn't The Voice go with the headline "Athletics Body Tells Caster She Can Go F*ck Herself".
Whats April fools for an orphanage?
Parents evening...
A couple of oldies....
Nun in a taxi
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party."
Hello WinzEveryDayz.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... did u steal that from Wizdumb???
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