Before marriage:
She : Hi
He : Oh, I've been waiting this ...
She : You want me to go ?
He : no, Not at all
She : do you love me ?
He : of course, big time
She : you picked the wrong woman ??
He : no, why do you say that ?
She : you wanna kiss me ?
He : every time I see you !!
She : you wanna slap me ??
He : are you crazy ? never
She : can I trust you ?
He : yes
She : My love
...
after marriage
Read the same text upwards ...
Nice one miss Daisy
I know which way I voted.
Serously bursted out laughing xD
looooooooooooooooooool
All it takes is ONE BAD DAY tO ReDuCe the SaNesT Man Alive To LuNaCy. That's How Far The World Is From Where I am. JUST ONE BAD DAY
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Shadowfox's response to me in my failed attempts to annoy himOriginally Posted by ShadowFox
Cricket - a little known fact...
The first testicular guard (box) was used in cricket in 1874 and the first
helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realise that the brain is also important
Nah ... more a case of bouncers not being regularly bowled before then ... and getting hit in the nuts hurts a lot more than getting hit on the head
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young marketing executive, 'what starting salary were you looking for?'
The candidate said, 'Somewhere around R 100,000 a month, depending on the benefits package.'
The HR Person said, 'Well, what would you say to a package of 6-weeks holiday, full medical and dental, full pension, and a company car replaced every 2 years with all the tax paid. The Marketing Executive sat up straight and said, 'Wow!!! Are you kidding?'
The HR Person said, ….. “absolutely…, but you started it”.
arnold schwarzenegger was asked if he's upgraded to latest windows 7 yet....
he says... no
they say why?
he says, I still Have Vista baby!
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