the JOKE thread

[The Joker]

LMAO
Nice one "HandSolo"...lol!!

[HANDsolo]

Jan en Piet is moeg vir selfone en gebruik posduiwe.
Jan stuur vir Piet 'n duif sonder 'n nota.
Piet stuur terug "Wa's die nota?"
Jan sê "Jou dom donner, dis 'n missed call!"

[wizdumb]

Zuma is walking down the street with his new dog, a little fox terrier.

He meets up with Helen who says: "Ah, what a sweet little terrier, what's his name?"

Zuma replies: "I haven't named him yet. I just got him and I still have to decide on a name. Any suggestions?"

Helen thinks for a while then says "Why don't you call him Tuckshop?"

Zuma says "Hmm strange name, but thanks for the suggestion."

He carries on walking and sees Kgalema who says: "Nice fox terrier, what's his name?"

Zuma explains that he has no name for him as yet, but that Helen had suggested Tuckshop.

Zuma and Kgalema stand there very puzzled at this strange name that Helen suggested. Eventually they decide to go and look the name up in the dictionary and see if it has any significant meaning.

In the dictionary it read: TUCKSHOP - a small CAFETERIA.

[sycogrim]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... bru that joke was fscking brilliant thanks

[emmie]

some of you guys has great avatar's

[emmie]

so what do use guys do for a living at this time in your lives?

[emmie]

joke:

Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
"I dreamt I had the best wank last night."
The guy on the left side says,
"That's funny, I had the exact same dream!".
The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."

[Oculate]

so what do use guys do for a living at this time in your lives?

I'm an air guitar tuner

[emmie]

joke:

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
"Well thank fuck for that !"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that the little bastard was going to bark

[wizdumb]

for everyone under 10, or those who feel they can fit into that category, mentaly

Jellytot & Smartie are sitting in a bar having a drink.
In walks 2 HALLS sweets and they walk over to where Jellytot and Smartie are sitting.
Suddenly one of the HALLS sweets gives Jellytot a moerse klap and keeps moering him, till there is no more sugar left on him.
After a while the 2 HALLS sweets walk away and sit down to enjoy a drink.
Jellytot then turns to Smartie and says, jy's mos 'n [email protected] bra!!
How can u just sit there and let them mo3r me like that?!!
Smartie reply's 'Is jy mal !!! Everybody knows you don’t mess with a HALLS sweet, cause they are Mental"!!!