Sick but funny
Little Johnny walks in on his mom and dad doing the nasty...
"Johnny!!! GET OUT" screams his father, Johnny runs out crying.
After the parents finished the dad decides to go to talk to Johnny about the Birds and the bees. But cant find him anywhere
Johnnys father goes to his mother to ask where he is, and he sees Johnny doin da nasty with his mother.
"JOHNNY WTF ARE YOU DOING!?"
Johnny replies "its never funny when its your mother is it?"
WTF!Originally Posted by _Caboose_
It's been 3 days since Wenzdayz joke. Did it take that long for people to read it
A member in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Dear Grim Reaper
So far this year, you have taken from me:
My favourite dancer, Michael Jackson;
My favourite actor, Patrick Swayze;
My favourite singer, Stephen Gately of Boyzone;
For your records, I would just like you to know that my favourite politician is Julius Malema.
Yours sincerely
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Dude if that actually happened i would point fingers at you and actually laugh
All it takes is ONE BAD DAY tO ReDuCe the SaNesT Man Alive To LuNaCy. That's How Far The World Is From Where I am. JUST ONE BAD DAY
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Shadowfox's response to me in my failed attempts to annoy him
nah, i edited mine, as my letter is going to santa clausebwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Dude if that actually happened i would point fingers at you and actually laugh
*keeps fingers crossed as i've been a good boy this year*
A guy moves into an apartment complex. He's
putting his name on his mailbox when he hears a
door open in the hall. He glances towards the
door and sees a gorgeous woman dressed only in
a bathrobe come out. He tries not to look at her
as she gets her mail, but she engages him in
conversation.
As they talk she turns to look down the hall and
her robe opens slightly and he notices she is
wearing only the robe. They talk a little more,
and she says, "Shhh, I think I hear somebody
coming. Could we continue this conversation in
my apartment?" He agrees to this. As they talk in
her apartment, she moves and her robe falls to
the floor and he gets a good eyeful.
She then says, "Now that you've had a good look,
what do you think is the best part of my body?"
He says, "Your ears."
She replies, "My ears? Look at these breasts,
look at this butt, look at my p****. How can
you say my ears?"
He replied, "Remember in the hall when you said
you heard somebody coming? That was me!"
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We found semen the victim's ears.
She heard her killer coming.
Awesome!
The singularity is about to explode! Weapons are at maximum.
We found semen the victim's eye.We found semen the victim's ears.
She heard her killer coming.
Awesome!
She saw her killer coming.
A member in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Two best friends, Joe and Bob, decide to end a tough week by hitting the bars Friday evening. Unfortunately, neither of them have much money.
Concerned, Bob asks Joe, "This sucks, I wanna get drunk, but we only have $4 between the two of us." Ever resourceful, Joe reassures his friend and suggests they go to the local butcher shop.
"Are you stupid? We have very little money to begin with!" demands Bob.
"Just trust me - give me your money" replies Joe. Bob agrees, and Joe enters the shop. A few minutes later he comes out with a Bratwurst sausage and says to his friend, "Ok Bob, let's go!". With a shrug, Bob agrees and the two head off to a bar.
The two order a couple pints of beer and just as they finish the beer, Bob starts to get nervous. "How are we gonna pay for this beer, Joe? We spent all of our money on that damn sausage!"
Joe replies, "Relax. Here's the deal. I'm gonna put the Bratwurst sausage in my pants, and you need to get on your knees and start sucking it." Bob laughs, and figures it's worth a shot. So they go ahead and do it, right in front of everyone at the bar.
The bartender sees this and nearly blows his top, and shouts at the two: "Get the hell out of my bar!!"
The two friends leave the bar and break out in laughter, amazed that the plan worked. "That's brilliant Joe! It totally worked!"
Joe cooly replies, "Well, that's just the beginning, my friend! Let's go hit the other bars!" So off they go to a countless number of bars, successfully pulling off the same stunt at each to avoid paying.
Finally, after the two are very drunk, Bob slurs to Joe: "I don't think I can do this anymore! My knees are so sore and I can barely think!"
Joe replies: "How do you think I feel? I can't remember which bar I lost the sausage at!"
hahahahaha........dry, but funny as hellWe found semen the victim's ears.
She heard her killer coming.
Awesome!
my daft joke of the day
Koos was spotted photocopying blank paper. When asked what he's doing, he replied : ''I’m making more paper."
