Originally Posted by
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Two best friends, Joe and Bob, decide to end a tough week by hitting the bars Friday evening. Unfortunately, neither of them have much money.
Concerned, Bob asks Joe, "This sucks, I wanna get drunk, but we only have $4 between the two of us." Ever resourceful, Joe reassures his friend and suggests they go to the local butcher shop.
"Are you stupid? We have very little money to begin with!" demands Bob.
"Just trust me - give me your money" replies Joe. Bob agrees, and Joe enters the shop. A few minutes later he comes out with a Bratwurst sausage and says to his friend, "Ok Bob, let's go!". With a shrug, Bob agrees and the two head off to a bar.
The two order a couple pints of beer and just as they finish the beer, Bob starts to get nervous. "How are we gonna pay for this beer, Joe? We spent all of our money on that damn sausage!"
Joe replies, "Relax. Here's the deal. I'm gonna put the Bratwurst sausage in my pants, and you need to get on your knees and start sucking it." Bob laughs, and figures it's worth a shot. So they go ahead and do it, right in front of everyone at the bar.
The bartender sees this and nearly blows his top, and shouts at the two: "Get the hell out of my bar!!"
The two friends leave the bar and break out in laughter, amazed that the plan worked. "That's brilliant Joe! It totally worked!"
Joe cooly replies, "Well, that's just the beginning, my friend! Let's go hit the other bars!" So off they go to a countless number of bars, successfully pulling off the same stunt at each to avoid paying.
Finally, after the two are very drunk, Bob slurs to Joe: "I don't think I can do this anymore! My knees are so sore and I can barely think!"
Joe replies: "How do you think I feel? I can't remember which bar I lost the sausage at!"
